Have You Ever...?

[Solitary]

Yes, all that frilly stuff tickled. 

Have you ever dated a lesbian and had sex with her, and you are a gay male?

[stromboli]

Uh, no.

Have you ever had to pay for replanting part of a hedge after riding your motorcyle through it?

[Deidre32]

That would be a no. ^_^


Have you ever broken up with someone by text?

[Aletheia]

No, but my ex asked for a divorce over the phone.

Have you ever had someone forget that they owe you money and you subconsciously start thinking about other "bad" traits they might have that you didn't notice before?

[renasimplified]

Oh yes. I judge ruthlessly. Haha ^_^

I have to take a shot now right?

Have you ever been the only one drunk at a party?

[trdsf]

Have you ever been the only one drunk at a party?

Nope.  Being the only drunk is almost never fun.


Have you ever accidentally broken something in a shop and set it back on the shelf, hoping no one would notice until you were gone?

[renasimplified]

Nope.

Have you ever had a secret favorite song you'd be embarrassed if anyone heard you listening to?

[Solomon Zorn]

Have you ever been the only one drunk at a party?

I have been the only one sober at a party. It was cool. Women seemed to find me more charismatic.

Have you ever listened to someone trash you, and just pretended like you didn't hear it?

[Mermaid]

Absolutely!

Have you ever quit eating something you used to love because you suddenly found it gross for no apparent reason?

[Solitary]

Nope.

Have you ever had a secret favorite song you'd be embarrassed if anyone heard you listening to?

Yes!

Did you ever writen a song you would be embarrassed to have anyone hear it?

[GrinningYMIR]

Nope, I like music but I can't write it.

Have you ever engaged in conversation with someone only to find out they're a hooker?

[Sal1981]

Not to my memory, no, although I guess the setting would be a bar or a nightclub, amiright?

Have you ever held, in cash, more than 10,000 bucks?

[Munch]

Not to my memory, no, although I guess the setting would be a bar or a nightclub, amiright?

Have you ever held, in cash, more than 10,000 bucks?

Nope, mostly because we don't got bucks over here in merry old england.

Have you ever fixed something by hitting it really hard?

[Solomon Zorn]

Yes!

Did you ever writen a song you would be embarrassed to have anyone hear it?

Yes. And a poem that I have shared with no one, as it is almost holy to me.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Nope, I like music but I can't write it.

Have you ever engaged in conversation with someone only to find out they're a hooker?

True story.. As a youngin I was walking down the street and a very attractive woman approached me and asked if I date.. Sure! Wanna go have a soda or something? .. Do you have any money kid?  I have about $2... She kissed me on the cheek and walked away laughing.. About two blocks away the epiphany hit me.. DOH!

Ever catch the woods on fire and have the local fire chief show up at your door later that night to talk with your parents?