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I'm Byron, I'm an atheist, and I love to sin!

Started by Milleby, January 25, 2015, 05:29:11 PM

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Milleby

January 25, 2015, 05:29:11 PM
Hello everybody, my name is Byron, I'm an atheist, and I LOVE SIN! I sin all day long, every day, it's all I ever do! I love condoms, I love graven images, I love my 80's rock music. In my free time I enjoy worshiping my golden calf, looking upon women lustfully, tending to my field sewn with 2 different types of seeds, and breeding my different types of cattle. I work at an abortion clinic and INSIST on working on the sabbath. Oh, yeah, and everything in my wardrobe is made from 2 different types of material mixed together.

the_antithesis

#1
January 25, 2015, 06:09:36 PM
What's sin?

Milleby

#2
January 25, 2015, 06:22:49 PM
Stuff that the Judea-christian god says you're not supposed to do.

Munch

#3
January 25, 2015, 08:50:53 PM
Quote from: the_antithesis on January 25, 2015, 06:09:36 PM
What's sin?

its a boss from final fantasy X
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Sal1981

#4
January 25, 2015, 09:33:53 PM
Hi & welcome to Atheistforums.

Quote from: the_antithesis on January 25, 2015, 06:09:36 PM
What's sin?
It's any action or inaction going against gawd's divine will.

Gawdzilla Sama

#5
January 25, 2015, 09:44:51 PM
Quote from: Sal1981 on January 25, 2015, 09:33:53 PM
Hi & welcome to Atheistforums.
It's any action or inaction going against gawd's divine will.
Um, I don't care what ya'll do, just so long as nobody gets hurt.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Sal1981

#6
January 25, 2015, 10:27:16 PM
Well, he asked. I don't think sin or sinning is real since god isn't real.

Hakurei Reimu

#7
January 25, 2015, 10:31:29 PM
Warning: Don't Tease The Miko!
(she bites!)
Spinny Miko Avatar shamelessly ripped off from Iosys' Neko Miko Reimu

gussy

#8
January 25, 2015, 10:46:33 PM
Only Jesus can help you.  Now go and sin no more.

Milleby

#10
January 26, 2015, 06:30:27 AM
Oh, sorry guys, I just remembered that Hell doesn't exist, so, yeah, never mind!

Green Bottle

#11
January 26, 2015, 11:04:57 AM
Welcome Sinner.......... :kidra: :shifty:
God doesnt exist, but if he did id tell him to ''Fuck Off''

dtq123

#12
January 26, 2015, 11:11:59 AM
Welcome to da club mate!

Bring your harem if you got one, fellow sinner. :pidu:
A dark cloud looms over.
Festive cheer does not help much.
What is this, "Justice?"

Desdinova

#13
January 26, 2015, 12:22:36 PM
Quote from: Milleby on January 25, 2015, 05:29:11 PM
Hello everybody, my name is Byron, I'm an atheist, and I LOVE SIN! I sin all day long, every day, it's all I ever do! I love condoms, I love graven images, I love my 80's rock music. In my free time I enjoy worshiping my golden calf, looking upon women lustfully, tending to my field sewn with 2 different types of seeds, and breeding my different types of cattle. I work at an abortion clinic and INSIST on working on the sabbath. Oh, yeah, and everything in my wardrobe is made from 2 different types of material mixed together.

Ahh yes, but have you eaten any babies yet?
"How long will we be
Waiting, for your modern messiah
To take away all the hatred
That darkens the light in your eye"
  -Disturbed, Liberate

the_antithesis

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January 26, 2015, 02:04:46 PM
Quote from: Milleby on January 25, 2015, 06:22:49 PM
Stuff that the Judea-christian god says you're not supposed to do.

Who?
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