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Started by Cassia, August 08, 2022, 11:53:41 AM

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Gawdzilla Sama

Quote from: Cassia on March 03, 2024, 08:05:00 AMIf a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Hegulls.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Cassia

A Proctologist is giving an exam, and as he is nearing the end of the patient's visit, he goes to write a prescription. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out, to his surprise, a rectal thermometer. He looks at it and, exclaims, "Damn it! Some asshole has my pen"

the_antithesis

Quote from: Cassia on March 03, 2024, 08:05:00 AMIf a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?

Well, you can see seagulls and hear heargulls and feel feelgulls and smell smellgulls and taste..., uh, Colonel chicken.

Cassia

My boat motor quit but the water was shallow. The dilemma was to row vs wade.

Hydra009

I hate the guy who invented the number zero.  Thanks for nothing, asshole!