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Started by Cassia, August 08, 2022, 11:53:41 AM

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SoldierofFortune

Quote from: Cassia on June 04, 2024, 10:43:02 AMThere is a new fad around town.....glass-top coffins. If it really catches on or not remains to be seen.

there is a turkish saying that goes: live it full and fast, die young so that your "dead" body will be handsome.

İ am no expert on the topics regarding afterlife, they say youll be incarnate at the age of 33, when you Are fully physically active, and also mentally mature.

Cassia

Quote from: SoldierofFortune on June 04, 2024, 11:12:25 AMthere is a turkish saying that goes: live it full and fast, die young so that your "dead" body will be handsome.

İ am no expert on the topics regarding afterlife, they say youll be incarnate at the age of 33, when you Are fully physically active, and also mentally mature.
I would like my brain now in my 19-year-old body !

SoldierofFortune

Quote from: Cassia on June 04, 2024, 11:30:45 AMI would like my brain now in my 19-year-old body !
if youth only knew, if age only could.

Hydra009

Quote from: SoldierofFortune on June 04, 2024, 11:12:25 AMthere is a turkish saying that goes: live it full and fast, die young so that your "dead" body will be handsome.

Cassia

My husband shaved his pubes into a Hitler mustache. Now he calls his penis "The Dictator".

My buddy saw a dog licking his balls and said "I wish I could do that". I suggested maybe he should just pet him instead.

The racist next door said when he wants to look at porn he goes to kkk.onlyclans.com

Dark Lightning

Yeah, not clicking on that link.