the other jokes

[Cassia]

I have a penis joke, but it's too short

[Cassia]

I have a math joke but it doesn't add up

[Hydra009]

I have a math joke but it doesn't add up

I'd tell a joke about Pi but it'd just go on forever.

[the_antithesis]

I'd tell a joke about Pi but it'd just go on forever.

At least it doesn't repeat.

[Unbeliever]

Rodney Dangerfield told one of my favorite jokes, about his family being so poor when he was a kid that they couldn't afford to buy him any toys. So if he hadn't been born a boy he'd've had nothing to play with.
🤣

[Unbeliever]

I asked my uncle, the trucker, if he would ever quit driving. He said no, he's in it for the long haul.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I was never here.

[Unbeliever]

I used the word "coincidental" and got accused of being an anti-dentite.

[Unbeliever]

What do you call a pachyderm demon?




A hellephant!

[Mike Cl]

I was never here.

No--but you were there.

[Unbeliever]

"Here" and "there" are relative terms, but since I have no relatives I was neither here nor there.
😉

[Unbeliever]

Rodney Dangerfield told Johnny Carson he was having trouble with his dog. She's a female, and when he tried to mate her she wanted 50 biscuits.

[Cassia]

Rodney Dangerfield told Johnny Carson he was having trouble with his dog. She's a female, and when he tried to mate her she wanted 50 biscuits.

no respect

[Unbeliever]

Wizards don't fart, they cast smells.
🤢

[Hydra009]

Wizards don't fart, they cast smells.
🤢

Wizards make for terrible CEOs.  They always call for staff meetings.