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Offline Draconic Aiur

Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2021, 08:34:45 AM »
Like a good neighbor
Took down that blasted Trump flag
Yippee-ki-yay MoFo

Offline Mr.Obvious

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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2021, 09:18:30 AM »
Like a good neighbor
Took down that blasted Trump flag
Yippee-ki-yay MoFo
Wait, isn't that one too many syllables in the last sentence?
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, requesting 69 last night.

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Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2021, 10:14:48 AM »
It's damn hot today.
So Satan took a day off.
Played golf on the job.



I'll make many calls.
I will have many meetings.
I won by a lot.
« Last Edit: June 08, 2021, 10:37:40 AM by Mr.Obvious »
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, requesting 69 last night.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Offline Draconic Aiur

Re: Haiku thread
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2021, 06:44:06 PM »
Wait, isn't that one too many syllables in the last sentence?

whoops