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Cassia:
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman...?
_______________________None

How many white cops does it take to throw a black man down the stairwell?
________________________None. He fell.

Holy Buddha Balls, Jesus Fucking Mother of Christ, that was in poor taste......

Mike Cl:

--- Quote from: Cassia on July 27, 2020, 10:47:19 PM ---How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman...?
_______________________None

How many white cops does it take to throw a black man down the stairwell?
________________________None. He fell.

Holy Buddha Balls, Jesus Fucking Mother of Christ, that was in poor taste......


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Are these like elephant jokes??  Or the ethnic jokes I heard (and repeated) decades ago?  Like--Why do flies have wings?  To beat the Italians to the garbage can.  Or what does the bride and groom wear to a Polish wedding?  A bowling shirt.  Or what is the smallest book in the world?  The book of French war heroes.  Sub your fav. ethnic group at will. 

Or armless, legless man jokes.  What do you call an armless, legless man in a swimming pool?  Bob.  What do you call an armless legless man on your porch?  Matt.  And on and on.....................

I think that is enough history for awhile. :) 

Wait a minute, more jokes in poor taste.  Why do elephants wear springs on their feet?  So they can jump through trees raping monkeys.  What is the worst sound a monkey can hear?  Sprong, sprong...........................

Blackleaf:
A non-joke or an anti-joke is a joke with a setup but no punchline. It sets your expectations for something funny and gives no pay off, thereby somehow being funny anyway. I could have sworn there was a thread for this before...

For example: What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

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How do you confuse a blonde?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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drunkenshoe:
How do you confuse a blonde?

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I don't get this one.

Cassia:

--- Quote from: Blackleaf on July 28, 2020, 12:58:01 AM ---A non-joke or an anti-joke is a joke with a setup but no punchline. It sets your expectations for something funny and gives no pay off, thereby somehow being funny anyway. I could have sworn there was a thread for this before...

For example: What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
How do you confuse a blonde?

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
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Oh, I really like non-jokes

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