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Started by pr126, February 04, 2016, 12:10:46 AM

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pr126

TV-media in Finland teaches citizens how to protect women from being raped


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ4EQFcFQQo

GSOgymrat

Apparently Finnish women have telekinetic powers.

pr126

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Quote from: GSOgymrat on February 04, 2016, 12:37:41 AM
Apparently Finnish women have telekinetic powers.
Use the Force, Luka!

Another idea for a Monty Python sketch.

Here is one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JgbOkLdRaE

Sal1981

Despite its disclaimer, I'm pretty sure that's a joke.

Munch

ooh.. OOOOH I get it.. Their mutants!

'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Baruch

Nah ... just tell the Fins, even if they look like they are from the ME, they are actually Russians!  The Fins will be sufficiently aggressive then.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

widdershins

So...men won't rape women if the women just forcefully let the men know beyond doubt that they don't want to be raped?  Isn't that technically victim blaming, or something?
This sentence is a lie...

pr126

Another good idea would be jangling your keys to the rapist saying here, look shiny.
That would distract the assailant and you could run away.

That should do it.


Munch

Quote from: pr126 on February 04, 2016, 12:04:24 PM
Another good idea would be jangling your keys to the rapist saying here, look shiny.
That would distract the assailant and you could run away.

That should do it.

they can also laser pointer



or if all else fails, a big foam finger

'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Hurt

http://www.semissourian.com/story/1554240.html

QuoteWoman shoots rapist in her home

Rape victim shot her attacker when he broke into her house a week later, allegedly to kill her. The article didn't say if she tried the handbag defense before resorting to the evil gun. :-)
Cui Bono

Baruch

Good thing the rapist wasn't a cop ;-(  Then they could have gone all "Dirty Harry" on her.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.