Hello

[Crump]

Yes you don't know me at all, so this is my opportunity to say 'hello'. It's also my opportunity to be a brain surgeon, or a nuclear physicist, or a ballet dancer, but the truth is I'm a bus driver. And why wouldn't you believe that; after all who would claim to be a bus driver that wasn't, right? And who but a bus driver would have a dumb bus as their avatar? All I have to do then is claim some prosaic occupation and people will believe it, so how about I say I'm also a writer? Yeah, suddenly a questions springs to mind, 'Anything published?' This is it folks, 'live-writing', and what you really want is to read something:

[Plu]

Welcome. Nice poetic opening.

[Crump]

Thanks, Plu. I've got to get ten posts in before submitting a tract on why Christianity is becoming an atheist religion, so I'll have a mooch about.

[the_antithesis]

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[Jason78]

Welcome

[Hijiri Byakuren]

Welcome to the Dark Side, Crump.

[MrsSassyPants]

Welcome!!!  What kind of bus?  School, or public transport, etc..?

[Solitary]

:-D Welcome aboard Crump! Solitary

[stromboli]

Arrr... not that different from the double deckers we used to ride around in in Scotland, back in the day. Welcome.
And you can be a ontological gynecologist if you want.

[Crump]

Arrr... not that different from the double deckers we used to ride around in in Scotland, back in the day. Welcome.
And you can be a ontological gynecologist if you want.

Not sure I'd fancy that, but thanks for the welcome.

[Crump]

:-D Welcome aboard Crump! Solitary

Thanks, Solitary.

[Crump]

Welcome!!!  What kind of bus?  School, or public transport, etc..?

Public service bus, a red one. Thanks for the welcome

[Crump]

Welcome to the Dark Side, Crump.

Very evocative symbolism, Hijiri. Great to be on the Dark Side.

[LikelyToBreak]

Welcome aboard!  Don't be too hard on us.  Some of us are no longer able to use all of our marbles.