Have you guys seen the newest robots?

Started by Cocoa Beware, April 26, 2016, 12:08:23 AM

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Baruch

Quote from: Unbeliever on July 23, 2018, 09:05:00 PM
I wonder how long before we have a robot president?

You never saw animatronic Lincoln at Disneyland back in the 60s?  What opium den have you been hiding in!
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Mike Cl

Quote from: Unbeliever on July 23, 2018, 09:05:00 PM
I wonder how long before we have a robot president?
Tomorrow---hopefully........
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?<br />Then he is not omnipotent,<br />Is he able but not willing?<br />Then whence cometh evil?<br />Is he neither able or willing?<br />Then why call him god?

Baruch

Quote from: Mike Cl on July 23, 2018, 10:08:53 PM
Tomorrow---hopefully........

The AI isn't mature.  We can only get Min-Headroom available ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.


Baruch

Don't pay attention to the Leftist behind the curtain, Dorothy ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Cavebear

Quote from: trdsf on July 22, 2018, 11:14:51 PM
I am irresistably reminded of Douglas Adams' Electric Monk:

Leave it to Doug Adams to come up with a convenient "beliefbot".  Oh wait, Siri is telling me I want to watch a religious show... 

No I don't have Siri...  But someday I might be forced to.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Unbeliever

God Not Found
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Cavebear

Quote from: Unbeliever on July 25, 2018, 01:44:51 PM
Resistance is futile!

:-)

I may have made a joke about William The Conqueror telling Harold "Resistance is Feudal".  If I did, forgive me.  If not, enjoy...

It could be a Borg(ia) saying renaissance is feudal.  And that vaguely gets the Borgs in... 
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Baruch

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Quote from: Cavebear on July 25, 2018, 12:25:18 PM
Leave it to Doug Adams to come up with a convenient "beliefbot".  Oh wait, Siri is telling me I want to watch a religious show... 

No I don't have Siri...  But someday I might be forced to.

Had to take the upgrade to High Sierra this year.  But you can leave Siri off.  Like Archie to his dingbat wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZOTszoKbE4
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Baruch

No biggie.  Humans have failed the Turing test for millennia now.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Cavebear

Quote from: Unbeliever on July 26, 2018, 07:03:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLG98G4JBc0

Ask them if their favorite color is plaid?  If their favorite flavor is wool?  Ask them what "The knight is climbing poker" means?  Why is a mouse when it spins?
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Unbeliever

Sophia's got nice teeth. I wonder who her dentist is?
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

trdsf

The problem with the Turing Test is that it really tests language parsing, not actual understanding.  Try typing 'turign tset' into your search engine of choice â€" it will "know" what you mean without any actual intelligence whatsoever.  I also think it's a better measure of the human capacity for anthropomorphicization than it is for actual machine intelligence.  Also, too much depends on the tester â€" I knew people who genuinely thought ELIZA was AI.

Basically, Turing underestimated what was calculable.  Since the test was proposed in 1950, six years before FORTRAN and seven years before the first FORTRAN compiler, when all programming was manual machine code, it's an easy oversight to forgive.
"My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete, it is total, and I am not going to sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Constitution." -- Barbara Jordan

Baruch

Quote from: Cavebear on August 01, 2018, 07:58:40 AM
Ask them if their favorite color is plaid?  If their favorite flavor is wool?  Ask them what "The knight is climbing poker" means?  Why is a mouse when it spins?

Goggle Translate, and Tay (the chat bot) are experts at Existentialist Absurdist French Poetry (and perfume ads).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tay_(bot) ... she turned into the Maxine Headroom from the Third Reich.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.