Have you guys seen the newest robots?

Started by Cocoa Beware, April 26, 2016, 12:08:23 AM

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Cavebear

Quote from: Unbeliever on July 09, 2018, 02:34:46 PM
That's not a spider, it's a rolly-polly...

Those are definitely the scariest!  Well, after wasps, of course...
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Baruch

Quote from: Unbeliever on July 09, 2018, 02:34:46 PM
That's not a spider, it's a rolly-polly...

A smart trilobite that was recently dissed ...
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Unbeliever

Well, trilobites probably were smarter than anything that came before them.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Baruch

Quote from: Unbeliever on July 09, 2018, 08:05:10 PM
Well, trilobites probably were smarter than anything that came before them.

The amoebas are crying!
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

trdsf

Quote from: Unbeliever on July 09, 2018, 08:05:10 PM
Well, trilobites probably were smarter than anything that came before them.
I maintain a fantasy that somewhere around a black smoker, there is a small residual population of trilobites.  That would be so fucking awesome.
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Baruch

Quote from: trdsf on July 10, 2018, 11:28:06 PM
I maintain a fantasy that somewhere around a black smoker, there is a small residual population of trilobites.  That would be so fucking awesome.

They never learned that smoking is bad for your health ;-)  I remember a Farside cartoon, where the "real" reason for dinosaur extinction was ... they were all smoking cigarettes ;-))
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Unbeliever

They wouldn't extinguish their cigarettes, so they were extinguished? ;-D
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Baruch

Quote from: Unbeliever on July 11, 2018, 02:17:49 PM
They wouldn't extinguish their cigarettes, so they were extinguished? ;-D

That explains that the big ball of fire was terrestrial, not extraterrestrial.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Unbeliever

Goodness gracious great balls of fire!
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Hydra009

#264
Robots carrying plants that actively seek light

Do you want Sowers?  Because this is how you get Sowers.

(Sowers = Endless Space faction, robots abandoned by their creators that keep terraforming because no one told them to stop.  Eventually, they'll terraform the entire galaxy)

Unbeliever

They came that the galaxy might have life, and have it more abundantly...;-)
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Cavebear

Quote from: Unbeliever on July 12, 2018, 01:17:50 PM
They came that the galaxy might have life, and have it more abundantly...;-)

Yeah, the laws of robotics always need a 4th, 5th, etc...
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Baruch

Quote from: Cavebear on July 13, 2018, 04:32:44 AM
Yeah, the laws of robotics always need a 4th, 5th, etc...

Feature creep ... thanks to marketing ...
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Cavebear

I can't solve the Rubik's Cube even with internet instructions.   ARGH!
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