They're clean, safe, and fucking strict.
Japanese culture - be polite or dieAmerican culture - fuck you
I always thought the phrase "American culture" was an oxymoron...;-)
You should spend some time in a Marine Red Line brig. (If they still have them.)
I wonder what Japanese jails are like? I'd think they'd be fairly civilized about such things.
Hmmm. That might be a little gay. Just sayin'.
You saying a man with hairy legs can't be a Disney Princess? :O
It's the hairdo that bothers me. Looks like it's after his brain.
Oh no, that's what happened in Tangled, not Aladdin, Rapunzel's hair sucking the life force from the planet to heal people