Sexual Emergency

[pr126]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FPXXHknv0g

[PickelledEggs]

Did someone say sexual emergency????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zyUG0KHlKk

[stromboli]

This what happens when you make masturbation haram.

[pr126]

Maybe sending a few thousands goats should help the emergency.
Sex and food. Sorted.

Only kidding.

[stromboli]

Actually not a bad idea. Or sheep. They are anatomically correct (I'm told) 

[The Atheist]

If you give them camels, they'll have sex AND transportation.

[pr126]

If you give them camels, they'll have sex AND transportation.

I think a small step ladder would be handy?

[baronvonrort]

If you give them camels, they'll have sex AND transportation.

$Profit Mo did prescribe drinking camel urine, they will have something to drink as well.

It would be blasphemy for a muslim to say $Profit Mo was wrong about anything which includes his quackery on drinking camel urine.

www.islamqa.info/en/83423

[Baruch]

Urine in primitive times was one of the few useful biochemical agents.  That and honey.  Women in particular used urine to bleach their hair.  Mongols drank the blood of their own horse, in emergencies ... and drank fermented mare's milk anytime.

[Solomon Zorn]

 

[Hijiri Byakuren]

Urine in primitive times was one of the few useful biochemical agents.  That and honey.  Women in particular used urine to bleach their hair.  Mongols drank the blood of their own horse, in emergencies ... and drank fermented mare's milk anytime.

I don't think they usually drank the blood straight. They mixed it with mare's milk to make sort of a blood-yogurt concoction.

[Baruch]

I don't think they usually drank the blood straight. They mixed it with mare's milk to make sort of a blood-yogurt concoction.

Are you saying that the Mongols didn't drink their blood straight?  That they weren't real men?  May your town be reduced to a pile of human skulls as a warning to others!