Your Favourite What If Questions!

Started by Fluffhead, March 21, 2013, 02:04:36 PM

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AllPurposeAtheist

What if Warren Buffet shows up at my door tomorrow and in a Darth Vaderesque voice says: 'Marty! I am your father.' :-k What do I tell the old man I currently call dad?
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Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

AllPurposeAtheist

What if Jesus had slipped and cracked his head open and died hitting a public toilet? Would christians wear little toilets on their necks?
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Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Sal1981

What if shit tasted good?

Plu

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We'd probably eat it again, just like rabbits do.

Sal1981

What if childbirth was like having an orgasm, but sexual intercourse was the painful part?

Farroc

What if Summer Glau married Bill Winter?
What if Lighting from FF XIII really did show up at my house and demand I make love to her?
What if APA is lying about being an old homeless man?
"The idea of getting a, y\'know, syringe full of heroin and shooting it in the vein under my cock right now seems like almost a productive act." -Bill Hicks

Solitary

What if female humans laid eggs? Could we eat them for breakfast if we didn't want kids?  :shock:  Bill
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

Hydra009


PickelledEggs