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Your Favourite What If Questions!
« on: March 21, 2013, 02:04:36 PM »
Post your favourite most mind blowing what if questions,here is mine.


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Re: Your Favourite What If Questions!
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2013, 07:13:16 PM »
:rollin:

I was not expecting that. =D>

Off to google.

Offline FrankDK

Re: Your Favourite What If Questions!
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2013, 07:15:58 PM »
What if doing the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

Frank

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Your Favourite What If Questions!
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2013, 08:15:56 PM »
What if the Charmin company really does make toilet paper from the skins of infant buttocks? :shock:
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Offline Colanth

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« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2013, 08:18:18 PM »
What if no one ever asked what-if questions?
Afflicting the comfortable for 70 years.
Science builds skyscrapers, faith flies planes into them.

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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2013, 09:17:56 PM »
Quote from: "Colanth"
What if no one ever asked what-if questions?
Then most of the world's fiction would not exist. Book, movie, theater, etc... The author's/playwright's/screenwriter's most important question is "What If...?"

We also wouldn't be chatting together on any type of interconnected, electrically powered machines because science would be, at best, at the level of the dark ages.
"We should admire Prometheus, not Zues...Job, not Jehovah. Becoming a god, or godlike being, is selling out to the enemy. From the Greeks to the Norse to the Garden of Eden, gods are capricious assholes with impulse control problems. Joining their ranks would be a step down."

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Offline aitm

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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2013, 09:26:01 PM »
what if...nobody wanted to be the last person to post......
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Offline Colanth

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« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2013, 10:42:54 PM »
Quote from: "GalacticBusDriver"
We also wouldn't be chatting together on any type of interconnected, electrically powered machines because science would be, at best, at the level of the dark ages.
I think we'd still be living in the trees.  Not that I'm saying that we might not be better off.
Afflicting the comfortable for 70 years.
Science builds skyscrapers, faith flies planes into them.

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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2013, 10:46:50 PM »
I hate what if questions.

What if Angelina Jolie liked the taste of my sperm? How likely would that be?

Anything sounds nice when you play "If ifs and butts were candy and nuts"
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Offline FrankDK

Re: Your Favourite What If Questions!
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2013, 09:58:30 AM »
What if Tuesday Weld married Frederick March the fourth?

Then she'd be Tuesday March the fourth.

Frank

Offline aitm

Re: Your Favourite What If Questions!
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2013, 10:03:41 AM »
:rollin:
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

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« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2013, 10:04:59 AM »
Quote from: "Colanth"
What if no one ever asked what-if questions?


No fair.  Colanth stole my response.  Dammit.

so.............I will come up with another:

What IF there is a god?
(most appropriate I tink)
I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

Offline Plu

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« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2013, 10:08:13 AM »
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What IF there is a god?

We'd all lose.

Offline aitm

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« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2013, 10:21:02 AM »
[quote="WitchSabrina]What IF there is a god?[/quote]

could be....I imagine one wandering about the universe and perhaps peering at the earth and saying, "allo" (of course it has a British accent)..."allo, whaz iss? buggies on me marble? gef da fuck off ya lil buggers" *shakes the earth violently* "gee off me marble" *flicks earth into jupiter*
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Online Hydra009

Re: Your Favourite What If Questions!
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2013, 11:21:33 AM »
What if Iron Man lost the Armor Wars?

(That's about as philosophical as I get.  Heh.)