1 In 4 Americans Thinks The Sun Goes Around The Earth, Survey Says

[Atheon]

Same 25% who support the Teabagger Party.

[Baruch]

Oh yeah? Well I AM a special snowflake! and the center of the universe..

So nothing special, everyone is the center of the universe, not just one of us.

[jwheel69]

We are doomed.

[Unbeliever]

If you asked a Nobel winning cosmologist this question they'd probably answer false too because the Big Bang wasn't an explosion.

Right, nor was it big. It was not a big badda boom.

[Unbeliever]

Just try not to talk about religion and/or politics and you'll (probably) be fine.

That, and use the words "shugga" and "y'all" a lot.

[Hydra009]

That, and use the words "shugga" and "y'all" a lot.

It's yall and reckon down here.  Also, for should sound like fur.  It also helps to put an overemphasis on vowel sounds.  If all else fails, just say you like wrasslin and tha good book and barbaque and you're gud.

[Unbeliever]

I'd suggest not going during tornado season, since Tornado Alley and the Bible Belt are pretty much the same place.

[Baruch]

I go tubing near Murphy. Do people go tubing (riding down a river in an inflatable tube) in Turkey?

I don't know how the atheist shirt would go over. I noticed a guy at my gym who had a shirt "Man created God in his own image." I think that is the only atheist shirt I have seen someone wearing in Greensboro.

But was the guy ripped?  Otherwise wrong god ;-)