Bronx Priest Steals 1 Million For Wild S&M Romance With Boyfriend

[stromboli]

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/bronx-priest-sued-allegedly-stealing-1m-churches-article-1.2462101

A scandalous lawsuit accuses a Bronx priest of looting more than $1 million from a pair of city parishes â€" then spending the cash on a long-running S&M romance with a muscle-bound boyfriend.

The Rev. Peter Miqueli reportedly paid $1,000 per rough sex session with his hunky lover, who demanded the priest address him as “Master” â€" and drink his urine, the lawsuit said

The sex-slave priest and his boy toy have shared a house in Brick, N.J., after Miqueli paid $264,000 cash six years ago, according to the suit.

Miqueli, 53, was also accused of stealing money donated to fix a church pipe organ, siphoning funds from a parish thrift shop and getting high on drugs provided by a Bronx parishioner.

So beefy boy drinks urine from the bad priest and then beefy boy pumps weights while priest preaches sanctimoniously from pulpit. God bless America.

[SGOS]

LOL  And this priest is one of the good ones.  Except for stealing the money, maybe.  But you can't say he wasted it.  At least not any more than the money the church wastes on the Pope.  But $1000 dollars for a hour of beefcake?  Maybe he could find a skinnier guy for like fifty bucks.

[GSOgymrat]

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/bronx-priest-sued-allegedly-stealing-1m-churches-article-1.2462101

So beefy boy drinks urine from the bad priest and then beefy boy pumps weights while priest preaches sanctimoniously from pulpit. God bless America.

No, no... the priest drank the beefy boy master's urine. Details are everything in a lurid sex scandal.

[Shiranu]

Nice.

[TomFoolery]

The Rev. Peter Miqueli reportedly paid $1,000 per rough sex session with his hunky lover, who demanded the priest address him as “Master” â€" and drink his urine, the lawsuit said

The sex-slave priest and his boy toy have shared a house in Brick, N.J., after Miqueli paid $264,000 cash six years ago, according to the suit.

I wanna see the accounting. Before I read the second line, I'm thinking 1,000,000 total is still a LOT of sex if the sessions are $1000 a pop.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

That's sex plus toys, drugs, etc.

[Baruch]

But lets be honest ... this is a bohemian crowd here.  And the gay among us may be jealous ... so it would be wrong to titter over the gay aspect.  This must be a very American priest ... because Americans are masters of hypocrisy.

[Atheon]

It never ceases to amaze me how kinky the sexually repressed can be.

But what a waste of money. I could have given him some urine for free. Call it "communion".

[Mr.Obvious]

But what a waste of money. I could have given him some urine for free. Call it "communion".

Take the body of christ! Take it!

[Atheon]

Take the body of christ! Take it!

You mean Body of Crist!

[SilentFutility]

I just can't stop laughing at the guy's nose to be honest.

[Munch]

I feel that if church funds have to go somewhere, going to pay for S&M gear and a sling is so much more worth it for its practicality.

Candles would just burn down, a new nativity scene would just be put in cold storage for 11 months of the year. But a sling is something for all the year round.

[Baruch]

Kissing the Pope's "ring" - of a chastity device - seems a natural sacrament ;-)

[The Skeletal Atheist]

But lets be honest ... this is a bohemian crowd here.  And the gay among us may be jealous ... so it would be wrong to titter over the gay aspect.  This must be a very American priest ... because Americans are masters of hypocrisy.

Not really jealous of a guy that drinks piss.

[Baruch]

Not really jealous of a guy that drinks piss.

Me neither.  But it takes all kinds ;-)