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Funny cat story I thought I'd share.

Started by Hijiri Byakuren, December 11, 2015, 10:14:42 AM

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Hijiri Byakuren

When I was younger I had a Russian Blue cat named Bowser. He was a very thick, stocky cat who constantly demanded cuddles, and would punish me if I didn't meet his daily quota. When I was 10, I left my homework unattended for a few minutes while I ate dinner. When I came back, the homework page had a very big chunk taken out of the side.

The next day I was questioned about this by my teacher. All I could say to her was, "Would you believe me if I said my cat ate my homework?"
Speak when you have something to say, not when you have to say something.

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SGOS

OK, I think I can top that, and this is totally true. I swear.  When I was in my early teens, we had to pay for a library book that our dog chewed up, and for all practical purposes, competely demolished.  The name of book:  "How to Obedience Train Your Irish Setter."

Hydra009

Once, my dog ate my homework.  The teacher didn't believe me.  No one believed me.