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Did you know you could pray away gun violence?
« on: March 19, 2013, 05:56:34 AM »
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Re: Did you know you could pray away gun violence?
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2013, 07:52:28 AM »
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No, bad Perry. You don't pray away gun violence, you make laws and enforce them to make gun violence go away.
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Re: Did you know you could pray away gun violence?
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2013, 07:53:43 AM »
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No, bad Perry. You don't pray away gun violence, you make laws and enforce them to make gun violence go away.

But prayer works, you know, like when you pray for your favorite sporting team to win a game and they still lose.
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Re: Did you know you could pray away gun violence?
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2013, 08:02:42 AM »
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No, bad Perry. You don't pray away gun violence, you make laws and enforce them to make gun violence go away.

But prayer works, you know, like when you pray for your favorite sporting team to win a game and they still lose.

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Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Did you know you could pray away gun violence?
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2013, 08:34:55 AM »
I was thinking Texans may just pray away Rick Perry.. WOW! That would be a true miracle..
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Offline Colanth

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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2013, 12:40:06 AM »
Can we pray religion away?
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2013, 02:43:23 AM »
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Can we pray religion away?

Yes, but you have to direct your prayers to Joe Pesci.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
~ Arthur C. Clarke

Re: Did you know you could pray away gun violence?
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2013, 10:56:13 AM »
Well, it worked so well for the Texas drought I'm sure it's worth a try.
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