Ice Cream headaches can add plausible evidence God exists

Started by Simon Moon, March 14, 2013, 03:49:06 PM

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St Giordano Bruno

#30
Could even use some Lorem ipsum random text for so called "evidence" for God:  

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....Therefore God exists
Voltaire - "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities"

ApostateLois

The origin of the Lorem ipsum text: //http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum Huh. How 'bout that. I just learned more from Wikipedia than I ever learned in a church sermon.
"Now we see through a glass dumbly." ~Crow, MST3K #903, "Puma Man"

VaasMontenegro

Quote from: "ApostateLois"The origin of the Lorem ipsum text: //http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum Huh. How 'bout that. I just learned more from Wikipedia than I ever learned in a church sermon.

I never realized you learn things in church sermons.
"I\'m not a schemer. I just try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are."

AllPurposeAtheist

Take it from Pope Lorem... You're gonna learn a lot of stuff in church..like: Looking up girls skirts, finer points of molestation and more!
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

St Giordano Bruno

Someone  could publish a book that could well kick the ass out of the Bible code, the "Lorem ipsum" code
Voltaire - "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities"