Ice Cream headaches can add plausible evidence God exists

Started by Simon Moon, March 14, 2013, 03:49:06 PM

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Simon Moon

March 14, 2013, 03:49:06 PM
Seriously.

The fact that brain has no pain receptors, yet it hurts when we eat cold foods too quickly, proves that god exists.

All hail Chione, the goddess of ice and snow!
And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence - Russell

BarkAtTheMoon

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March 14, 2013, 03:52:06 PM
Makes as much sense as the drinking tea thread MR started.
"When you landed on the moon, that was the point when God should have come up and said hello. Because if you invent some creatures and you put them on the blue one and they make it to the grey one, then you fucking turn up and say, 'Well done.' It's just a polite thing to do." - Eddie Izzard

leo

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March 14, 2013, 03:55:31 PM
Make sense to me .
Religion is Bullshit  . The winner of the last person to post wins thread .

stromboli

#3
March 14, 2013, 04:58:55 PM
His holiness the FSM says "have some Neapolitan and suffer, sinner."

aitm

#4
March 14, 2013, 06:40:32 PM
sometimes when I pee it burns.....no wait...
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

mendacium remedium

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March 14, 2013, 07:36:33 PM




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Rin Hato

#6
March 14, 2013, 07:47:25 PM
Oho hohoho, you're a real hoot MR.
Obieru kono te no naka niwa taorareta hana no yuuki.

Seabear

#7
March 14, 2013, 07:48:53 PM
Not a straw man. Parody. Big difference.
"There is a saying in the scientific community, that every great scientific truth goes through three phases. First, people deny it. Second, they say it conflicts with the Bible. Third, they say they knew it all along."

- Neil deGrasse Tyson

ApostateLois

#8
March 14, 2013, 09:10:45 PM
Hotdogs fit perfectly into the mouth, like a penis. Therefore, God approves of oral sex.
"Now we see through a glass dumbly." ~Crow, MST3K #903, "Puma Man"

AllPurposeAtheist

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March 14, 2013, 11:10:39 PM
Quote from: "ApostateLois"Hotdogs fit perfectly into the mouth, like a penis. Therefore, God approves of oral sex.
Then god approves of sodomy too since shit is shaped like a penis...err..more or less unless it's.. .you know..runny n stuff.. :shock:
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Jesus

#10
March 14, 2013, 11:19:18 PM
Since churches exist, God must exist as well, right?
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AllPurposeAtheist

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March 14, 2013, 11:28:14 PM
Quote from: "Jesus"Since churches exist, God must exist as well, right?
Teeth exist so the Tooth Fairy exist...right? :roll:
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Thumpalumpacus

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March 15, 2013, 12:11:32 AM
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Hydra009

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March 15, 2013, 02:51:59 AM
Quote from: "Simon Moon"The fact that brain has no pain receptors, yet it hurts when we eat cold foods too quickly, proves that god exists.
It's not the brain that's doing that, but palate nerves, which the brain often misconstrues as originating from the forehead.

Hydra009

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March 15, 2013, 02:54:15 AM
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