Alternate Pope names

Outnumbered · March 14, 2013, 02:30:18 PM

Ok, so the new pope is named after St. Frances (he's a sissy). But what name would you hang on a new pope? Given that Pope John-Paul was liked, why not complete the thought with pope George-Ringo? Pope Cornholio?

Valigarmander · March 14, 2013, 02:36:02 PM

Pope Fuckchristandcreamonhiscrownofthorns.

Brian37 · March 14, 2013, 03:38:24 PM

Pope Isaweasle

Pope Pedadick?

Pope Fraud

Pope Tinfoilhat

Pope Italktomyself

Pope Pretender

Pope Ofnothing

the_antithesis · March 14, 2013, 09:20:25 PM

Darth Wenis

St Giordano Bruno · March 14, 2013, 09:33:36 PM

Pope Judy

the_antithesis · March 14, 2013, 09:53:12 PM

Harrison Bergeron

bennyboy · March 14, 2013, 10:02:40 PM

Pope Biggus Dickus II

AllPurposeAtheist · March 14, 2013, 10:25:57 PM

Pope Ropeadope.. what the hell...even almost sounds Italian..

antediluvian · March 14, 2013, 10:30:13 PM

POPE EURIPIDES CHRYSIPPUS

the_antithesis · March 14, 2013, 10:31:32 PM

Pope George Ringo

The Skeletal Atheist · March 14, 2013, 10:34:04 PM

Pope Badass.

Better not fuck with him...

AllPurposeAtheist · March 14, 2013, 10:48:18 PM

Pope Peewee!

St Giordano Bruno · March 14, 2013, 10:50:47 PM

Pope Satan! (Cardinal Sin helped to vote him in)

AllPurposeAtheist · March 14, 2013, 10:51:10 PM

His first order shoulda been a bottle of good bourbon and a harem of whores.. Pope Pimp Daddy..

_Xenu_ · March 14, 2013, 10:51:42 PM

Sidious

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Alternate Pope names