Your Water Is Making You Gay

[stromboli]

https://gachiyellow.wordpress.com/2014/01/11/fact-there-is-no-gay-gene-but-there-are-chemicals-that-turn-people-gay/


This, for all you cellar dwelling hermaphrodites.

[Green Bottle]

Thats some funny shite right there......

welcome bk Stromboli..

[The Skeletal Atheist]

So should I just drink whisky instead?

[stromboli]

So should I just drink whisky instead?

too late dude. Too late.

[Hydra009]

The blogger in question probably got it from Alex Jones (the conspiracy theory, not the gay).  He's the guy who popularized the idea that estrogen in plastics and in the drinking water is turning people gay as part of some NWO population-control plot.  Apparently, the NWO is exceedingly patient and fairly incompetent, two things that tend not to go together.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

My water is off the grid, so I'm safe from the gay. /s

My water really is off the grid, though. Live in a greenbelt, so no plumbing or sewers.

[stromboli]

The blogger in question is probably got it Alex Jones (the conspiracy theory, not the gay).  He's the guy who popularized the idea that estrogen in plastics and in the drinking water is turning people gay as part of some NWO population-control plot.  Apparently, the NWO is exceedingly patient and fairly incompetent, two things that tend not to go together.

Right. The subject was submitted as much for humorous content as otherwise, as Green Bottle pointed out. On the other hand if, after a large dose of tap water to hydrate yourself, you feel a sudden need to dress up in evening apparel and skip down the street in high heels humming "I feel pretty" under your breath, well......... 

[GrinningYMIR]

That would explain why I had a sexual relationship with my boyfriend a few weeks ago

[stromboli]

That would explain why I had a sexual relationship with my boyfriend a few weeks ago

See?

[The Skeletal Atheist]

too late dude. Too late.

Well, I heard whiskey males you manly, but every time I drink it I end up having gay sex.

[stromboli]

And they told you the whiskey was brewed from pure spring water, didn't they?

[The Skeletal Atheist]

And they told you the whiskey was brewed from pure spring water, didn't they?

DAMMIT!

[stromboli]

DAMMIT!

See Skeletal, now you can run up to random people on the street, shake a printed copy of the article in their face and say: "Don't drink the water! Don't!" and run off. Like that guy in "The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers."

[TomFoolery]

You fucker. My eyeballs literally rolled out of my head and are flopping around on my desk after I got to the sentence:

Now let me show you evidence of the NWO actively trying to turn people gay.

And now I can't see very well. I hope you're happy with yourself.

[drunkenshoe]

You don’t have to thank me. No one wants to be poisoned. I don’t want to get to far off topic but there are many ways evil people are manipulating the Gay community â€" like teaching homosexuality to elementary students. **No form** of sexuality or anything involving sex should be taught to elementary students. That’s pedophilia.