Many a year ago, a guy who lived in the apartment above me had some money problems, I let him drop an extension cord so he could run his TV and fridge. A couple weeks later he showed up with a box of pretty much junk as a way of paying. I told him didn't need it so we sat on the porch and drank away a case of my beer.
This guy had more ailments and minor disfigurations that I have ever seen and I was truly sorry for him. Yellow teeth from birth, big budge on his neck, clubbed foot, severe acne, just a poor poor miserable guy. Scared the shit outa women…anyhow, we get to talking and religion comes up… he looks across the street into nothing an says, "I can tell you this, if god really existed, I would not look like this, and even more, if satan existed, I would not look like this"….kinda summed up it all.