We Don't Know, So God Did It.

[Solitary]

https://youtu.be/BRHefbIgKxk

[GrinningYMIR]

God- unliving proof of man's infinite laziness, we were too lazy to research what actually caused something, so it must be GOD

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I'm not quite sure how the little plastic thingy on the end of my shoestrings come undone so I give up and must admit that god does it.. God is in the shoestring business..

[Atheon]

But god is god so god.

[trdsf]

I am desperately trying to remember who it was that said "'God' is the noise a brain makes when it's tired of thinking."  'Cause it's not original with me, though I wish it were.  Might be Hitch, but I dunno.

[drunkenshoe]

'God' is the noise a brain makes when it's tired of thinking."

Super!

[SGOS]

Great video featuring one of my heroes.

[Green Bottle]

''God' is the noise a brain makes when it's tired of thinking."

Im stealing this trdsf, i know  you wont mind, a noise in my brain said it was ok..

[Unbeliever]

I am desperately trying to remember who it was that said "'God' is the noise a brain makes when it's tired of thinking."  'Cause it's not original with me, though I wish it were.  Might be Hitch, but I dunno.

I sometimes say that "God is a noise people make when they don't know what they're talking about."

[Munch]

I dunno how motion dedecdors wurks on dem dur electronical automatical doors, so.. Gawd gone dun it!! :O

I was watching a video talking about the hercules-corona borealis great wall, the largest celestial body ever discovered. It's a cluster is space so large in terms of how many light years across it is, that it might rewrite what we know about the universe..

.. And because scientists discover something new and not yet sort a means to explain it, right away the godly crew jump in yelling 'GAWD DUN IT, GAWD DUN IT, STOPID SCIENTISTS, GAWD MADE UNIVERSE!"

[trdsf]

Hey, and no one knows what dark energy or dark matter are -- maybe the accelerating cosmological expansion is really just god inhaling!

[SGOS]

Hey, and no one knows what dark energy or dark matter are -- maybe the accelerating cosmological expansion is really just god inhaling!

God is the light.  Dark energy isn't his thing.  How could dark energy be God?

[trdsf]

God is the light.  Dark energy isn't his thing.  How could dark energy be God?

Actually, in a very precise sense, dark energy is god -- in that it's a label for that which is not currently understood.

[SGOS]

Actually, in a very precise sense, dark energy is god -- in that it's a label for that which is not currently understood.

Well, I guess you're right.