It's official..Gay marriage caused Baltimore riots..

[Munch]

*Rolls up selves* Here we go, I'm about to cause a nuclear explosion!



*BOOM* There goes the hospital!



*KABLAM* And now the police station! BWAHAHAHA!!

And finally!



*SUPERNOVA!!* Oh Jebus Chris! The planet as been destroyed!!




AHHHAHAHAHA! We did it, our evil plan to wipe out the universe with man on man kisses has come to fruition!!

[AllPurposeAtheist]

It's easy to be a Republican.

Step 1: Randomly choose an issue you don't like.
Step 2: Randomly choose an undesirable outcome.
Step 3: Claim the former causes the latter.

Abortion causes hemorrhoids.
Banning school prayer causes tornadoes.
Gay marriage causes school shootings.
Obamacare causes unemployment.

and being smart is a really stupid thing to do..

[AllPurposeAtheist]

*Rolls up selves* Here we go, I'm about to cause a nuclear explosion!



*BOOM* There goes the hospital!



*KABLAM* And now the police station! BWAHAHAHA!!

And finally!



*SUPERNOVA!!* Oh Jebus Chris! The planet as been destroyed!!




AHHHAHAHAHA! We did it, our evil plan to wipe out the universe with man on man kisses has come to fruition!!

Dammit.. That even caused my coffee to get cold..

[stromboli]

It heated mine up.