Author Topic: Testicle cover?  (Read 3801 times)

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Testicle cover?
« on: April 29, 2015, 12:23:38 PM »
I know there's some fancy schmancy name for it,  but for your consideration we have this deluxe super hero  nut cover for sale.. Personally I have no use for it being I'm a freeballer, so if interested drop me a line and make an offer.. You pay the shipping.. My nuts have never touched it.. I may or may not have slobbered on it in a drunken stupor..

All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Re: Testicle cover?
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2015, 12:39:18 PM »
I know there's some fancy schmancy name for it,  but for your consideration we have this deluxe super hero  nut cover for sale.. Personally I have no use for it being I'm a freeballer, so if interested drop me a line and make an offer.. You pay the shipping.. My nuts have never touched it.. I may or may not have slobbered on it in a drunken stupor..


What is this??-ebay lite???  It's called a cup.  I used to wear one when I played football.  Of course it had to be 3 times bigger than that one.  Have no idea what to use it for now. 
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Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline Solitary

Re: Testicle cover?
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2015, 12:39:32 PM »
  :eek: Let's see, a jock strap cup device that holds a mans balls and penis, and you may have slobbered all over it. Hmmmmm! Looks a little fetish to me. What's next for sale, a whip and mask, or a strap on?  :fsm:  :naughty:  :dance: :super:  :lol: Solitary
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Testicle cover?
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2015, 01:02:25 PM »

Some more crap previously owned by a guy who by all accounts was afraid of small dogs and cats as well as any human being with breasts.. Anyway, it's all for sale cheap and yes I do have some whips and chains about the place,  but they're in reserve for fun.
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Testicle cover?
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2015, 01:04:13 PM »
By the way Bill..You're not making this any easier.. :lol:
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Re: Testicle cover?
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2015, 01:05:18 PM »
  :eek: Let's see, a jock strap cup device that holds a mans balls and penis, and you may have slobbered all over it. Hmmmmm! Looks a little fetish to me. What's next for sale, a whip and mask, or a strap on?  :fsm:  :naughty:  :dance: :super:  :lol: Solitary

The Gimp is suddenly interested!

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 Waiting, for your modern messiah
 To take away all the hatred
 That darkens the light in your eye"
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Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Testicle cover?
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2015, 01:06:54 PM »
What can I say? The last cup I wore was in about 9th grade.. It looked more like my grandpas underwear with some little plastic triangle thing..
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Online Munch

Re: Testicle cover?
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2015, 05:41:43 PM »
I got this one covered.



.. oh wait.. no I think this was from a feminist tumblr link.
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Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Testicle cover?
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2015, 08:02:58 PM »
I got this one covered.



.. oh wait.. no I think this was from a feminist tumblr link.
Ok, I'm not making a trade and imagine if that thing rusted in place!  :eek:
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Offline Solitary

Re: Testicle cover?
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2015, 08:35:55 PM »
By the way Bill..You're not making this any easier.. :lol:
I try!
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

Offline stromboli

Re: Testicle cover?
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2015, 11:40:00 PM »
What is this??-ebay lite???  It's called a cup.  I used to wear one when I played football.  Of course it had to be 3 times bigger than that one.  Have no idea what to use it for now. 
I know there's some fancy schmancy name for it,  but for your consideration we have this deluxe super hero  nut cover for sale.. Personally I have no use for it being I'm a freeballer, so if interested drop me a line and make an offer.. You pay the shipping.. My nuts have never touched it.. I may or may not have slobbered on it in a drunken stupor..



Could be useful as a mini meatball mold.