I guess walruses are sexy to some people...

[PickelledEggs]

The Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta has sparked commotion this morning, by announcing laying off their chief veterinary, Dr. Monica Alvis, accused of having sexual encounters with one of the institution’s marine mammals.
According to public relations manager Audrey Delfoy, Dr. Alvis was caught in the act, by another employee last Friday, having complete sexual encounters with a 9-year-old male walrus. Dr. Alvis would of then allegedly admitted having a total of 7 encounters with the 1700kg marine animal.
Aquarium employee fired for sleeping with a walrus
“We hold a zero tolerance policy against sexual crimes and abuse towards the animals of the aquarium,” says Miss Delfoy. “We cannot ignore an act of this nature. Dr. Alvis assumed very important responsibilities in this establishment, and replacing her will be very hard, but sleeping with a walrus is highly unethical and totally unacceptable. It’s a breach of trust and we find no other solution but to fire her.”Public relations manager Audrey Delfoy was clearly shocked by the incident and wishes for Dr. Alvis to seek the help she needs.
Dr. Alvis still hasn’t commented on her lay off and refuses to meet with journalists. But some of her relatives claim she’s been going through a rough time since a recent breakup that occurred in February and that her actions could possibly mean a “cry for help”. No criminal accusations has been filed against the 35-year-old woman, but police confirm that an investigation has been opened and that she could face accusations of zoophilia and bestiality.

http://aplusfeed.com/40-aquarium-employee-fired-for-sleeping-with-a-walrus.html

[the_antithesis]

Goo goo g'joob

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Suddenly my nether region  seems very small in comparison to just moments before reading this..  I, I, I feel so inadequate..

[Shiranu]

Meh, I don't think it's THAAAT weird...

[AllPurposeAtheist]

If I'm not mistaken a walrus penis is about the size of...well..me, my ENTIRE body.. I kind of doubt big dick jokes would phase the woman. 

[Munch]

Next step for her, the African Savannah

[hrdlr110]

Suddenly my nether region  seems very small in comparison to just moments before reading this..  I, I, I feel so inadequate..

Once you go walrus you don't go back!

[SGOS]

I think I'm going to throw up.

[Munch]

I got a theory, the doctor is a world of warcraft fan, and became smitten with a particular race in the game, known as Tuskarr.

[aitm]

"When did you first notice that woman looking at you in a sexual way"?   :0

[SGOS]

Has anyone seen the movie, Tusk?  It's a couple of months old.

[Desdinova]

having complete sexual encounters with a 9-year-old male walrus

By complete, are we saying there was a "money shot" involved? 

1700kg marine animal

Safe to say the good doctor eschewed the missionary position.

sleeping with a walrus is highly unethical and totally unacceptable

I don't think "sleeping" was involved.  Can you imagine how loud a walrus snores?

Dr. Alvis still hasn’t commented on her lay off and refuses to meet with journalists

Really?  I wonder why?

she could face accusations of zoophilia and bestiality

OK, bestiality I've heard of, I mean I live in WV.  But zoophilia?  WTF is that?

[Hijiri Byakuren]

Stupid sexy walruses.

This does sort of remind me about a case we had about... I dunno, a decade ago, in my home state where a man died as a result of taking 32 inches of Seabiscuit up his rear. Sex with horses, surprisingly, was not illegal in this state at the time. That oversight was swiftly corrected.

[Desdinova]

Stupid sexy walruses.

This does sort of remind me about a case we had about... I dunno, a decade ago, in my home state where a man died as a result of taking 32 inches of Seabiscuit up his rear. Sex with horses, surprisingly, was not illegal in this state at the time. That oversight was swiftly corrected.

Thinning of the herd.

[Unbeliever]

It seems to me that it would be very difficult to have safe sex with a walrus. I wonder if they make condoms that size?