What is everyone wearing to The Rapture?

Started by 1liesalot, April 21, 2015, 12:43:21 AM

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1liesalot

Quote from: Munch on May 10, 2015, 06:36:46 PM
Well you know, they've only been wrong about it 8 times so far, since they began predicting it. But I'm sure no.9 will be the golden number.

Yes but only because a stray Israeli missile took out Jesus just as he was about to land and now he's gone back to the House of the Lord in a huff.


Unbeliever

God Not Found
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DeathandGrim

You argue with a god of death?

We all make bad decisions.

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thefurious

I will be in the NUDE! I was born in the nude I will die in the NUDE!

stromboli

Quote from: thefurious on May 16, 2015, 08:31:43 PM
I will be in the NUDE! I was born in the nude I will die in the NUDE!

So on the next projected Rapture date, go stand on your front lawn buck naked and wearing a tinfoil hat with a parachute. and keep looking up expectantly. But go inside if the cops show up........

AllPurposeAtheist

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By the way..I have a Homer eyeball..
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