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Failed Pick Up Lines
« on: April 11, 2015, 07:58:38 PM »
    Just for the hell of it, I thought it might be fun to post pick up lines destined to fail or possibly cause you bodily harm.

    All applicants accepted (until someone brings up a case that changes this rule). This includes pick up lines from:


    • Straight Men
    • Straight Women
    • Gay Men
    • Gay Women
    • Bisexuals
    • Any other sexuality that is legal or deemed by first world countries as worthy of being legal


This can include quotes, your own personal lines, memes, things your friends have said, things you heard strangers say, or even advice from the magic 8 ball.

To start off, here's a few:




Quote
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.

I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.

 Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.


Quote from: Jakeness
if you believe in the supernatural, you do not understand modern science. Period.

Re: Failed Pick Up Lines
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2015, 08:02:54 PM »
I really don't see why any of those lines above are bad. ??  I like em.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline stromboli

Re: Failed Pick Up Lines
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2015, 08:16:48 PM »
"So.... what do you say, baby? Your condo or my mobile home?"
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Re: Failed Pick Up Lines
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2015, 09:39:22 PM »
Wow, I love your eyes, they're so big I can see my reflection.....don't move.
Q for theists; how can there be freewill and miracles? And, how can prayer exist in an environment as regimented as "gods plan"?

"I'm a polyatheist, there are many gods I don't believe in." - Dan Fouts

Re: Failed Pick Up Lines
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2015, 09:56:00 PM »
Quote from: Jakeness
if you believe in the supernatural, you do not understand modern science. Period.

Offline kilodelta

Re: Failed Pick Up Lines
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2015, 11:51:31 PM »
Teacher, would you help me with my bonework?
Faith: pretending to know things you don't know

Offline trdsf

Re: Failed Pick Up Lines
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2015, 02:13:17 AM »
My favorite pickup/putdown combo is:

"That sweater would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor."

"So would you."
Sir Terry Pratchett, on being told about the theory that the universe is a computer simulation: "If we all get out and in again, would it start to work properly this time?"

Re: Failed Pick Up Lines
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2015, 02:31:25 AM »
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I'm definitely going to use this one.

"Are you a vampire? Cause I have some wood I want to shove in your chest."

Offline Shiranu

Re: Failed Pick Up Lines
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2015, 03:43:45 AM »
"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?"

"If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?"

Note; my biology professor has a thing for these super corny lines.
Quod est inferius, est sicut quod est superius.
Et quod est superius, est sicut quod est inferius.

Re: Failed Pick Up Lines
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2015, 06:37:12 AM »
Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

Get your coat, love. You've pulled.

Do you sleep on your front? No? Well then can I?


Re: Failed Pick Up Lines
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2015, 09:29:37 AM »
"I'm dying of AIDS and I'm looking for one last fling."
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Re: Failed Pick Up Lines
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2015, 09:44:12 AM »
All of my pick-up lines failed--so every single thing I said to females to get them interested would fit into this category.  So all of these lines (well, most, anyway) would be a step up. :))
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline Solitary

Re: Failed Pick Up Lines
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2015, 10:04:46 AM »
My name is Bill, what is yours? Buzz off weirdo. Must have been a lesbian.  :eek: :biggrin2:
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

Re: Failed Pick Up Lines
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2015, 10:09:32 AM »
I personally don't use pick up lines in bar. I just sit quietly and lick my eyebrows.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Offline Solitary

Re: Failed Pick Up Lines
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2015, 10:35:40 AM »
 :eek: :biggrin2: :lol: :rotflmao: :super: GOOD ONE! Solitary
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

 

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