101 reasons not to be an atheist

[Munch]

98. I get to have special days or times of the days off to pray to my imaginary friend, while everyone else has to take my shifts.

[kilodelta]

99. I can add unique items to my military uniform... thus, I could wear a military non-uniform.

[GrinningYMIR]

98. As a non atheist I have a whole army to back me and protest whenever I feel like I'm being mistreated by the filthy heathens.

[kilodelta]

Are we going down so that we never hit 101?

97. I can get people to treat me special based on my personal belief in gods.

[stromboli]

98. I can screw off my whole life and then claim Jesus seconds before I die and know I'll be saved.

[Mr.Obvious]

99. Swearing on the bible in court has some logic to it.



(Should be 100 with kilodelta's counting down. But we forgot about 92. anyways.)

[Atheon]

99.1: I can register as a conscientious objector and have it be believable. (For some reason, conscientiously objecting to war is not enough to be a conscientious objector.)

[Solomon Zorn]

Figuring 99.1 makes up for missing 92, here goes:

100 - I can get tax-exempt status for teaching whatever fucked-up world-view I can conceive in the name of God.

[GrinningYMIR]

101. I get to make a list about why its better to not be an atheist

[Munch]

I feel we should have the op give us 101. If he's still around