Last person except Leo to post to this thread wins!

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Leo has been banned from competitive posting by the internet posting commission.

[SGOS]

Oh, shit.

[kilodelta]

About fucking time! His juicing should also remove him from the record books.

[Anonymous]

Hahahahaha, you guys have not learned the awesome power of the asshat!!!!

[stromboli]

I will not prostitute my soul for false glory. Oh wait, I don't have a soul. Never mind.

[Anonymous]

I will not prostitute my soul for false glory. Oh wait, I don't have a soul. Never mind.

Is that the only thing you prostitute?

[stromboli]

I will not prostitute my soul for false glory. Oh wait, I don't have a soul. Never mind.

Is that the only thing you prostitute?

Trust me, nothing else I have is worth the effort.  :D

[Anonymous]

I will not prostitute my soul for false glory. Oh wait, I don't have a soul. Never mind.

Is that the only thing you prostitute?

Trust me, nothing else I have is worth the effort.  :D

Never underestimate the power of a man who hasn't smelled a woman in nearly a year.

[stromboli]

Trust me, nothing else I have is worth the effort.  :D

Never underestimate the power of a man who hasn't smelled a woman in nearly a year.

I feel your pain- uh, no actually I don't. I served aboard a ship in the Navy. We had porn and 3 month patrols.
My sympathies. Hope you got lotion. I hear that sand gets into EVERYTHING.  :D

[Anonymous]

And the lotion jsut makes it worse.

[WitchSabrina]

I will not prostitute my soul for false glory. Oh wait, I don't have a soul. Never mind.

Is that the only thing you prostitute?

Trust me, nothing else I have is worth the effort.  :D

*stamps foot*  Excuse Me !!!  

Oh...........


Wait. You didn't mean me did you?


never mind

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And the lotion jsut makes it worse.

Its puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

[WitchSabrina]

And the lotion jsut makes it worse.

Its puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

What the hell does that ^ mean?
You guys and your lotions.  And they think women are the ones buying lotion.  *scoff*

[AllPurposeAtheist]

And the lotion jsut makes it worse.

Its puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

What the hell does that ^ mean?
You guys and your lotions.  And they think women are the ones buying lotion.  *scoff*

***suggests use of spit for...uhhh....obvious...reasons?

Note: Do not take this as an admission of...well, anything other that my obvious perversions.