More Apocalyptic Shit For Your Perusal

[stromboli]

http://fourbloodmoonsmovie.com/synopsis

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‘SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO CHANGE’

FOUR BLOOD MOONS is a theatrical one night event exploring a rare lunar phenomenon that over the centuries has accompanied both tragedy and triumph for the Jewish people. From Pastor John Hagee’s New York Times best-selling book of the same name (750,000 copies in print from Worthy Publishing), FOUR BLOOD MOONS is in theaters March 23.

“The heavens are ‘God’s billboard.’ He’s been sending signals to earth, and we haven’t been picking them up,” Hagee says. “Two blood moons, in 2014 and 2015, point to dramatic events in the Middle East and, as a result, changes in the whole world.”

Produced by Rick Eldridge (THE ULTIMATE GIFT, BOBBY JONES:STROKE OF GENIUS) FOUR BLOOD MOONS is directed by Academy Award winner® Kieth Merrill, written by Eldridge and Merrill. A Goose Creek Production presented by 4BM Productions, it is produced in association with ReelWorks Studios and The WTA Group.

FOUR BLOOD MOONS combines scripture, science, history and big-screen live action spanning centuries, including previous similar lunar occurrences and the earth-shaking changes around them. It also examines our current four blood moon cycleâ€"and its possible meaning for Israel, the Middle East and the world.

An array of historians, religious scholars and commentators appear in FOUR BLOOD MOONS and offer their insightâ€"filmmaker, speaker and author Dinesh D’Souza; radio host and author Dennis Prager; and noted author and historian David Barton to name just a few.

“A blood moon occurs at a lunar eclipse when the earth comes between the sun and the moon. As the sun shines through our atmosphere, it throws a shadow on the moon, making the moon look red.”
John Hagee
Only three times in the past 500 years have four of these blood moons (or tetrads) occurred back to back and on major Jewish holy days. The fourth tetrad began April 15, 2014, on Passover. In October last year, the second blood moon appeared on the Feast of Tabernacles (also known as Sukkot). Blood moons in 2015 land on the same holy days.

What happened in the past around such occurrences?

1493 â€" Spain’s rulers had expelled all Jews and Columbus had discovered America, an eventual haven for the Jewish people.

1948-49 â€" The founding of Israel.

1967-68 â€" Following the Six-Day War, Jerusalem rejoins the state of Israel.

FOUR BLOOD MOONS examines the biblical passages seemingly connected to these eventsâ€"in Joel and Actsâ€"where it says the “sun will be darkened” and the moon will appear as blood in advance of God’s world-changing action on earth.

Hagee points out that during this four blood moon cycle, all of which touch on Jewish holy days, a solar eclipse also will occurâ€"a combination of events that will never repeat.

Whatever the results, audiences at FOUR BLOOD MOONS will see a compelling and entertaining exploration of these spiritual, celestial and historical events. And they will leave the theater convinced that something is about to change that could impact us all.

Boy howdy boys and girls, its all coming together. September 13th this year, Rapture. Put that on your calendar. Make sure your  bible loving neighbor is made aware and get that commitment on the house and car when they rapture, for that big party the day after.  Hell, line up a few and you could set one on fire just to dance around it in the chaotic aftermath.

Chaotic aftermath; gosh, that has a nice ring to it. Better lay in some extra Viagra and beer for the good times are a coming.

[Youssuf Ramadan]

Chaotic aftermath; gosh, that has a nice ring to it. Better lay in some extra Viagra and beer for the good times are a coming.

Bring that shit on, Yahweh!  I'll take a big-titted whore and a pound of Columbian marching powder on the side!    O0

Chaotic Aftermath would make a great name for a death metal band.  Imma go start one just because.... 

[stromboli]

Lol go for it. I get the first tshirt. size large.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Chaotic aftermath sounds like a great drink.. I'm going to New Orleans this week and spending a few days in the Quarter. I'll order a few!

[Hydra009]

All this blood moon stuff is bullshit.  Shocking, I know.

[SGOS]

More religion and science being brought together by religion to support religious beliefs.  Now science needs to get on the bandwagon and show how science and religion come together to support religious beliefs.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

Keep your popcorn handy, because after this it'll be a whole 5 years before the next one is currently scheduled.

[Unbeliever]

Maybe the 12th Imam, Muhammad ibn Hasan al-Mahdī, will show up for the party too!

[GrinningYMIR]

I swear mankind will be disappointed if the apocalypse doesn't happen soon.

what happens if the end of the world is just it popping like a balloon? no explosions or fire or God, just *pop*

[Solitary]

And it doesn't make any difference what we believe!

[stromboli]

I swear mankind will be disappointed if the apocalypse doesn't happen soon.

what happens if the end of the world is just it popping like a balloon? no explosions or fire or God, just *pop*

All it takes is one large asteroid. Ask the dinosaurs.

[SGOS]

After 70 million years, another asteroid wallops earth, and wipes out mankind.  And after 2000 years of getting it wrong at least once a year, Christians will say, "See?  See?  We told you this would happen, but you didn't listen.  Nooo, you were too arrogant to listen."  And then they all dance around happily shouting, "We're right.  We're right.  We're right.  Oh happy days!  We were right."  And then they stick out their tongues and say, "Neener, neener, neener.  You were wrong," as they give everyone the raspberries.

[trdsf]

I swear mankind will be disappointed if the apocalypse doesn't happen soon.

what happens if the end of the world is just it popping like a balloon? no explosions or fire or God, just *pop*

If accelerated cosmological expansion continues indefinitely, that's more or less how it will happen -- just *pff* and nothing left but a rapidly thinning cloud of particles that are shortly to be ripped apart themselves.

Gotta admit, it'd be cool to see.  :)

The thing that troubles me most about apocalyptic predictions is not that people make them, but that there's a class of religious people who consider the end of the world a good thing.  My nightmare scenario is one of these rapture-ready loons being elected president and given access to the nuclear arsenal.  How long before he decides it's time to do "god's work"?

[Valigarmander]

Keep your popcorn handy, because after this it'll be a whole 5 years before the next one is currently scheduled.

Oh good. I've been rather bored since the whole 2012 apocalypse failed to occur.

[stromboli]

And don't forget the 2000 Apocalypse.