Gays/Hollywood Witchcraft Causing California Drought

[stromboli]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/christian-radio-host-explains-weather-gays-and-hollywood-witchcraft-cause-californias-drought/#.VQxM219DXyU.reddit

Christian broadcaster who specializes in “end times” predictions claimed that the drought that California is currently suffering through is the result of God withholding rain from the state to punish it for abortion, homosexuality, and witchcraft, according to Right Wing Watch.

On his TruNews broadcast, host Rick Wiles called California “the forefront of spiritual rebellion against God,” and said that God had “no choice to cut off the rain.”

Wiles noted that the state recently enacted what he called “lame” water conservation measures such as limiting watering of yards, and restaurants only serving water by request.

A NASA scientist recently warned that the state only has one year’s worth of water left unless extreme measures are taken.

Wiles â€" who recently said that Ebola would cleanse the world of gays and “the promiscuous” â€"  called California’s water travails a “mega-drought,” and laid the blame  at the feet of  homosexuals and the “depravity” of the Golden State’s citizens.

“Rain will follow repentance,” Wiles said. “The state is in the forefront of spiritual rebellion against God: abortion; homosexuality; pornography; Hollywood’s movies that promote sexual immorality, violence, bloodshed, witchcraft, occult practices; the television industry; the crime and street violence in California cities. All of it has combined to reach a level of depravity that has reached Heaven and God has no other choice but to cut off the rain.”

Not all is lost though, as Wiles pointed out that repenting before God might compel him to make it rain.

“So let’s see how long Californians will suffer without water before they humble themselves, repent of their sins and call upon God to save them.”

I am thinking very seriously about finding an unoccupied cave and living out my remaining years with a gun cradled in my lap to keep these crazies away.

[Munch]

Maybe they mean the drought of semen from all the men gays are sucking off.

oh those naughty gays.

[Draconic Aiur]

I thought That was weed? Oh no it cant be people misusing water like the ice bucket challenge or even because California is Americas produce grower, or maybe *clamps mouth* CLIMATE CHANGE.

[trdsf]

Cool, I didn't know I have superpowers!  Now all I have to do is figure out how to make it affect the Bible Belt rather than California...

[Solitary]

I think I may have to contact my former gay girl friend in California that was a wiccan and see if she can remove the spell. It seems the Christian lunatics are coming out of the closet now. Thank my pagan sun god I still have my magic wand.  Solitary Idiots! 

[kilodelta]

We're sending gay witches to stop ISIS. With 13 of them, we'll be able to extract the water from all ISIS members and use it for a gay sex orgy's decretive fountain.

[Ace101]

Crazy how many of these fundies would fit right in with the Ayatollahs of Iran.

I think these Christians would be happier just converting to Islam and moving to Saudi Arabia or Iran, they'd be in much more accepting company than they are in the West.

[SGOS]

Gays and witches?  Hmmm.  Those are pretty specific target groups with not a great deal in common.  That being said, I think the drought is being caused by homeless people.  Yes, I'm pretty sure it's the homeless.

[Munch]

Gays and witches?  Hmmm.  Those are pretty specific target groups with not a great deal in common.  That being said, I think the drought is being caused by homeless people.  Yes, I'm pretty sure it's the homeless.

*click* I've got it! Like with most things as christians are often centuries behind the times to normal people, one of them only just now was shown buffy the vampire slayer.



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fuck it.. now I'm sad :(