God is divine and perfect right? Makes no mistakes and all that? He also created man in his image, yes? So why are men born with a foreskin? Does god have a foreskin? If he created man in his own image, then god must surely have a foreskin on his schmeckle. And if god makes no mistakes then why are we required to cut that foreskin off of new born male children?
Is god himself circumcised? If so, what mohel did god use? More importantly, did god get the fuck you I'm god you asshole so shut the fuck up and circumcise me discount or did god... gasp, pay full price for his mohel?