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The Christian God is actually Gay...

Started by MagetheEntertainer, January 17, 2015, 08:28:52 PM

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GrinningYMIR

"Human history is a litany of blood shed over differing ideals of rulership and afterlife"<br /><br />Governor of the 32nd Province of the New Lunar Republic. Luna Nobis Custodit

eylul

For muslims god has no sex. But we could say that its a guy. Because it kills women in every word. I mean he acts like women are slaves of men. No freedom for women. And it shows us he hates us, so maybe he is really a gay.

LazyLotusEater

Hmmm...I think this guy might be on to something.

trdsf

I don't want god on my team!  His fanboys are all annoying!  :D
"My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete, it is total, and I am not going to sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Constitution." -- Barbara Jordan

Munch

#5
Team gay doesn't need that old fart on it, we already got our fabulous leaders.



Besides imagine if god actually was gay, the Christians would, in the biggest piece of irony ever, suddenly believe that the only reason god killed all those people with the plagues and the floods was because he was gay. 
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