Author Topic: Damn Sneaky Satan  (Read 2417 times)

Online aitm

A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2013, 10:55:06 PM »
Yeah, but how much of a fucktard is YHWH for not even helping? I betcha that dude was screaming "help, oh god, help!" as the earth opened up to swallow him. Asshole YHWH just stands there laughing, letting Satan do his worst.

Buncha dickwads anyhow.

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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2013, 11:47:53 PM »
Sinkholes are gateways to another universe. The guy is just fine.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
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Offline Thumpalumpacus

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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2013, 11:49:57 PM »
Sinkholes are god's way of telling you that Florida is no place to lead a happy life.
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Offline stromboli

Re: Damn Sneaky Satan
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2013, 12:09:48 AM »
Nuh uh. Bible Belt. totally the fault of the gays.  [-X

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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2013, 02:45:59 AM »
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Nuh uh. Bible Belt. totally the fault of the gays.  [-X

Oh sh..oot! Will Cape Town be next??
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2013, 03:04:24 AM »
Man, that's horrible. I can hardly even imagine that.
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Re: Damn Sneaky Satan
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2013, 05:03:50 AM »
Not sure what this has to do with Satan or why it's something we're joking about.  This guy got killed in a pretty uncomfortable fashion.  It was in Florida, so what?
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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2013, 05:23:10 AM »
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Right. Has anyone heard anything dumber than this?

That doesn't sound dumb, that sounds like a pretty good explanation of what they did. I guess they could've changed "didn't see anything" with "received no signals" but other than that it makes sense to me.

Poor guy. Must've been a rude awakening for the family.