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PickelledEggs · December 03, 2014, 11:10:44 AM

http://rt.com/news/210619-canada-family-corpse-ressurection/

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!

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aitm · December 03, 2014, 11:15:13 AM

she probably didn't realize that the part about leavening meant she needed to add some yeast......

stromboli · December 03, 2014, 11:19:18 AM

I'm pretty sure that Christ's return from the dead was an example about the reborn soul or something, not a precedent. This is what happens when the believers take shit literally.

wolf39us · December 03, 2014, 11:23:56 AM

Ewwy

Desdinova · December 03, 2014, 11:36:03 AM

Can you imagine the kid's conversations years later?

Johnny: "Remember when Mom kept Dad's corpse for six month thinking God was going to resurrect him?"

Sally: "Yeah, that was hilarious!"

Johnny: "Good times."

PickelledEggs · December 03, 2014, 11:42:53 AM

"Experts will prob never know why Peter Wald died because body so badly decomposed"

WHAT????

Green Bottle · December 03, 2014, 12:09:36 PM

Quote from: Desdinova on December 03, 2014, 11:36:03 AM
Can you imagine the kid's conversations years later?

Johnny: "Remember when Mom kept Dad's corpse for six month thinking God was going to resurrect him?"

Sally: "Yeah, that was hilarious!"

Johnny: "Good times."

Munch · December 03, 2014, 12:12:57 PM

...

oh my..

Its like an alfred hitchcock situation.

GrinningYMIR · December 03, 2014, 12:24:20 PM

I am not even going to pretend to think that what I read was coherent thought!, thanks pickel

Munch · December 03, 2014, 01:55:46 PM

Its just so fucking morbid. Stuff like this highlights perfectly the dangers and insanity that religion causes to people.

aitm · December 03, 2014, 02:07:34 PM

I wonder if that van is for sale though...beats the hell out of my "free candy" one......

PickelledEggs · December 03, 2014, 02:29:35 PM

Quote from: aitm on December 03, 2014, 02:07:34 PM
I wonder if that van is for sale though...beats the hell out of my "free candy" one......

You sold your "Free hugs" van?

aitm · December 03, 2014, 02:32:52 PM

yeah, I had a "mr hand puppet" one but that proved to be just a little too exhausting.

aitm · December 03, 2014, 02:34:52 PM

Did you guys read the article all the way? Six kids from 6 to 22 and 7 adults living in the house. 7 other people? That sounds like a fucking whacko cult there.

PickelledEggs · December 03, 2014, 02:38:16 PM

Quote from: aitm on December 03, 2014, 02:34:52 PM
Did you guys read the article all the way? Six kids from 6 to 22 and 7 adults living in the house. 7 other people? That sounds like a fucking whacko cult there.

I found this article from Horus Gilgamesh, the guy that wrote Awkward Moments Not Nound In Your Average Children's Bible.

He sort of hinted that it sounded like a wacko cult. (More wacko than usual)

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