Religion in a nutshell

[widdershins]

You DO realize that Lobsterism is funded by Big Iodine corps??!!!

I don't even know how to respond to that hate speech.  Antilobsterite!

Love your signature, by the way.

[ratzu]

I once tried to break away and start eating dolphin instead, but that was frowned upon  :(

[ApostateLois]

What if I like lobster, shrimp, AND crab? Can't I just take the best bits of each one and ignore the bits I don't like?  :-k

[Zatoichi]

What if I like lobster, shrimp, AND crab? Can't I just take the best bits of each one and ignore the bits I don't like?  :-k

No worries.

Eventually geneticists will create the delicious "Crimpster."

Or is it Shlobstrab?

Lompshrab?

ManBearCrab???

[ratzu]

No worries.

Eventually geneticists will create the delicious "Crimpster."

Or is it Shlobstrab?

Lompshrab?

ManBearCrab???

BLASPHEMY! YOUR TRYING TO PLAY POSEIDON!

[Zatoichi]

[spoil:2ahvj4qb]

No worries.

Eventually geneticists will create the delicious "Crimpster."

Or is it Shlobstrab?

Lompshrab?

ManBearCrab???

[/spoil:2ahvj4qb]

BLASPHEMY! YOUR TRYING TO PLAY POSEIDON!

There's nothing written in the Holy Menu that says we can't do that.  :P

[stromboli]

What if I like lobster, shrimp, AND crab? Can't I just take the best bits of each one and ignore the bits I don't like?  :-k

It means you are a damn polytheist and reject the one true god.

[Teaspoon Shallow]

I'll subscribe to lobsterfarian.  

Making spear guns and underwater hunting is like meditation with the benefit of dinner.

[Mathias]

Despite being Brazilian, I follow the theology of India, ie, I don't eat shrimp or lobster.
And also because I hate ... <*))))))><

[mendacium remedium]

Lobsters are a neccesary reality!
Many people believe in the neccesary Lobster, although many make up false attributes.
So if a lobster exists, but someone lies and invents a cult saying the lobster does strange bewildering things
therefore the lobster does not exist!
Irrespective if a lobster is neccesary or not!
Lobsters are also non-physical unnecessary beings which solve paradoxes in the universe.
Lets call this lobster a fairy and have a strawman party !

[Hydra009]

Lobsters are a neccesary reality!
Many people believe in the neccesary Lobster, although many make up false attributes.
So if a lobster exists, but someone lies and invents a cult saying the lobster does strange bewildering things
therefore the lobster does not exist!
Irrespective if a lobster is neccesary or not!
Lobsters are also non-physical unnecessary beings which solve paradoxes in the universe.
Lets call this lobster a fairy and have a strawman party !

[widdershins]

I like this fish
><((((((*>
....L..L

[Sleeper]

Lobsters are a neccesary reality!
Many people believe in the neccesary Lobster, although many make up false attributes.
So if a lobster exists, but someone lies and invents a cult saying the lobster does strange bewildering things
therefore the lobster does not exist!
Irrespective if a lobster is neccesary or not!
Lobsters are also non-physical unnecessary beings which solve paradoxes in the universe.
Lets call this lobster a fairy and have a strawman party !

Premise #1:

Everything that begins to exist has a cause. The universe began to exist. Therefore, the cause of the universe is crustacean.

Premise #2:

The crustaceous cause of the universe is due to either chance, design, or pinchers. It cannot be due to chance or design. Therefore, it is due to pinchers.

Premise #3:

The crustaceous, pincher-bearing cause of the universe must be either lobster or crab. It is not crab. Therefore it is lobster.

I used less unfounded leaps then Bill Craig usually does, therefore it must be true.

[mnmelt]

Lobsters are a neccesary reality!
Many people believe in the neccesary Lobster, although many make up false attributes.
So if a lobster exists, but someone lies and invents a cult saying the lobster does strange bewildering things
therefore the lobster does not exist!
Irrespective if a lobster is neccesary or not!
Lobsters are also non-physical unnecessary beings which solve paradoxes in the universe.
Lets call this lobster a fairy and have a strawman party !

Premise #1:

Everything that begins to exist has a cause. The universe began to exist. Therefore, the cause of the universe is crustacean.

Premise #2:

The crustaceous cause of the universe is due to either chance, design, or pinchers. It cannot be due to chance or design. Therefore, it is due to pinchers.

Premise #3:

The crustaceous, pincher-bearing cause of the universe must be either lobster or crab. It is not crab. Therefore it is lobster.

I used less unfounded leaps then Bill Craig usually does, therefore it must be true.

Seems legit to me..!!! =D>

[Zatoichi]

The title of this thread really should have been...

Religion in a Lobster Shell.