Beware the Demon Sweater!

[WitchSabrina]

LMAO
Look what I found:

//http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funnyquotes/a/patrobertson.htm

"... It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history. ..."

"...But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor. ..."

For gay days.

It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

Feminist agenda

I get it all has some meaning to him, but kill their children? What for?

"Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up" –Pat Robertson, on nuking the State Department

"It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other." –Pat Robertson, on the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, Jan. 13, 2010

Just Wow.  :shock: Sounds like a POE, it is that good.

...  *sigh* ...  yeah..............

[ratzu]

Pat, don't you ever change. He's so easy to parody. All you have to do is take his quotes and read them verbatim. even Shara Palin isn't as big of a comedic goldmine. :rollin:

[Rex Rgis Verum]

I keep expecting Christianity as a whole to realize their own lunacy, idiotic leadership, and fuckups and crimes (not to mention retarded politicians running on a Jesus platform) has done more to promote secularism and increase the number of atheists than any skeptics convention, freethought organization billboard, or anything else we could do ever could.

[AxisMundi]

Demons possess clothes. I wonder where that is in the Bible.

Leviticus 19:19.

That whole "mixing of fabrics" thing.

Polyester and cotton, the fabric of Satan!!!

 :rollin:

[AxisMundi]

I don't know if this dude really believe his crap . Crazy shit .

Listen to the examples gleaned from open mikes, one will see he does.

The consummate con-man, that I will give him. Like Popov, they are both great at theatrics, but short on facts and reality.

They have both been exposed numerous times as charlatans, yet they prey on those weak in their faith, and the weak minded as well. These con men merely state what those people want, or need to ear.

[mnmelt]

What about the new clothes that are made by the heathen Chinese or Koreans??
Or Indians or or or.... Almost all of our clothes are made my Non-christians.!!
Pat needs to get on this .!!  :rollin:

[Surrogate]

Mmmmmmm weapons grade crazy right there.

Reminds me of a book I found in my workspace onboard my ship when I was in the Navy.  One of the ETs left it in our shack (he was a preacher as well) and I gave it the once over.  It was written by a couple who went from house to house at the request of fellow Christians who wanted to make sure the property they were thinking about buying was 'demon free'.

[Jason78]

Usually when one buys clothes second-hand at shops like Goodwill, one just wonders whether it's been laundered properly. But Pat Robertson brought an entirely new worry to the fore on Monday's episode of his "700 Club" program. Responding to an email sent in by a viewer, the elderly televangelist said that, while not all clothes have demonic spirits attached to them, it never hurts to take some precautionary measures.
...

When this happens, any time of the day or night, I like to call 555-2368.  Their courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs.

[AxisMundi]

Not to worry, Pat, the Ghost Busters are on the job.