THIS Is Why I Stay The F**k Out Of Starbucks

[Munch]

Oh, do they?

Oh they have the power to, they just want to fuck with our heads.

So this makes them the... Trog?

[AllPurposeAtheist]

You are now officially homosexual then. If you have any girlfriends or wives you are now broken up with them.

You will be assigned with a boyfriend on Tuesday. In the mean time you need to shop for a new wardrobe.

You also need to start taking gay speech therapy to learn that certain little lisp sound.. Sorry..it's a federal law now..

[Munch]

You also need to start taking gay speech therapy to learn that certain little lisp sound.. Sorry..it's a federal law now..

http://m.youtube.com/index?hl=en-GB&gl=GB&rdm=zrezqtm&layout=mobile&client=mv-google#/watch?v=WWzJ88G5neI

[Jason78]

Why do religious types seem to be obsessed with all the sex that they think other people are having?

[SGOS]

Why do religious types seem to be obsessed with all the sex that they think other people are having?

It causes tornados and hurricanes.

[Munch]

Why do religious types seem to be obsessed with all the sex that they think other people are having?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2HFbDRv0Ks

Apparently religious nuts know more about gay sexual activity then we do.
Makes you think.

[PickelledEggs]

http://m.youtube.com/index?hl=en-GB&gl=GB&rdm=zrezqtm&layout=mobile&client=mv-google#/watch?v=WWzJ88G5neI

"Places to go. People to do" HAHAHAHAHA I might need to use that one.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

And the moral of the story is to NEVER trust someone you're even slightly unfamiliar with ESPECIALLY if they seem nice to you. Nice people are almost always sick deranged homosexual murderers.. A warning about drinking Starbucks coffee!
http://youtu.be/MmqNiFJyI28

[Jmpty]

I like Starbucks. Quad Grande Cappuccino.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I like Starbucks. Quad Grande Cappuccino.

See? You'll be killed by a friendly deranged homosexual murderer. It's only a matter of time now, but nice knowing you and don't forget to send us a postcard from H E double dirty Q-tips.

[SGOS]

And the moral of the story is to NEVER trust someone you're even slightly unfamiliar with ESPECIALLY if they seem nice to you. Nice people are almost always sick deranged homosexual murderers.. A warning about drinking Starbucks coffee!
http://youtu.be/MmqNiFJyI28

Thanks for the awareness video.  I get a kick out of these old instructional productions that showcase the state of the art in technological and social programming for that generation.  This is from my teen years.  I was alive then (holly shit), and I watched stuff like this at school in my health class.  They called this an educational film.  I started waking up in college in graduate school and ended up rejecting about half of what I was taught by the older generation.

No matter what the issue these films address, the plot is always about a boy named Jimmy, or a girl named Gloria, who never did a bad thing in their life and then end up in some evil trap and their lives are nearly destroyed, or worse.  I think they used the same background music each time.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

The worse part is I smoked pot and have been murdering theater goers with an axe ever since.. Don't tell anyone though..

[Solitary]

So homosexuals were all pedophiles and rapist killers? So girls, you too have to look out for dykes that are pedophiles, rapists, and killers---they like to dance and play music for you before they rape and kill you, and they don't care about their reputations. http://youtu.be/5RAQXg0IdfI

[AllPurposeAtheist]

It's actually just anyone who is nice. Nice people are to be feared.

[stromboli]

I will never be confused for a gay person. My wife bought me a leisure suit back in the 80's and I looked like a used car salesman. All my clothes are khaki, black, charcoal gray and navy. I'm like the elephant graveyard of fashion.