Jesus Image In Bird Poop. There Is A God!!!!!!!!!!!

Started by stromboli, February 26, 2013, 12:49:26 PM

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Zatoichi

I think I solved this heavenly riddle.

QuoteMANNA:
...in the Book of Exodus, manna is described as being "a fine, flake-like thing" like the frost on the ground...and was white like coriander seed in color...the Israelites ground it and pounded it into cakes, which were then baked, resulting in something that tasted like cakes baked with oil...The Israelites were instructed to eat only the manna they had gathered for each day. Leftovers or manna stored up for the following day "bred worms and stank":

Oily white stuff that falls from the sky, breeds worms and stinks?

God is one sick bastard to make his people eat bird shit.
"If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it." ~Skippy's List

St Giordano Bruno

Evidence of a miracle? I don't think so :vom:  I should think one would have scrape pretty much to the bottom of the bird cage for one like this one.
Voltaire - "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities"

ratzu

How much y'all wanna bet they still haven't washed it?
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Navynukeman

Looks like a guy with a handlebar mustache to me

kilodelta

Quote from: "ratzu"How much y'all wanna bet they still haven't washed it?

They probably put a clear weather-proof coating on it. That's so people can kiss it without wearing it off.
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