It's to late to lose weight folks

[AllPurposeAtheist]

There was a time when you could purchase caffeine infused underwear to lose weight, but BIG GOVERNMENT has stomped on your dreams of a new slim and trim figure..
http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/fda-retailers-drop-caffeinated-drawers-25876040
Yeah...I know.. Big government intrusion.... It's time to take up arms!

[Solitary]

Does Mormon Magic Underwear work to loose weight? 

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Does Mormon Magic Underwear work to loose weight? 

No because big government is in on that one..

[Hydra009]

On one hand, I'm glad this scam has been shut down and people are getting they're money back.  On the other, I sorta think they probably deserved to get fleeced.  I mean, what's the mechanism for this alleged weight loss?!

Step 1) wear clothes soaked in caffeine
Step 2) ???
Step 3) weight loss

[SGOS]

So let me get this straight.  I could boil my underwear and get a cup of morning coffee?

[stromboli]

Rats. There goes my backup caffeine supply.

[Hakurei Reimu]

[Solitary]

As bad as I look now, I think I'll stay fat!

[Solitary]

So let me get this straight.  I could boil my underwear and get a cup of morning coffee?

That is disgusting, but funny.