Author Topic: Jesus Image In Bird Poop. There Is A God!!!!!!!!!!!  (Read 5704 times)

Re: Jesus Image In Bird Poop. There Is A God!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2013, 07:52:33 AM »
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Jesus is shit. Enough said!

Exactly what I thought when I saw the picture.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
~ Arthur C. Clarke

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« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2013, 09:21:32 AM »
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THE GUN IS GOOD!
THE PENIS IS EVIL!
:rollin:
... To teach superstitions as truths is the most terrible thing. The child mind accepts and believes them, and only through great pain and perhaps tragedy can they be in after years relieved of them. - Hypatia

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« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2013, 09:52:48 AM »
Doesn't look at all like a long-haired, European white guy. Looks more like an Afghan dog, to me.

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« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2013, 10:36:26 AM »




THE GUN IS GOOD!
THE PENIS IS EVIL, brah.

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« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2013, 10:38:01 AM »
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THE GUN IS GOOD!
THE PENIS IS EVIL!
That's either photoshopped, or I'm going to join a church.

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Re: Jesus Image In Bird Poop. There Is A God!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2013, 10:40:12 AM »
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Oh Great.  God has found another new medium for miracles.

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« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2013, 11:03:18 AM »
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THE GUN IS GOOD!
THE PENIS IS EVIL, brah.

Erm........  not to get *sticky* about it or anything, buuut........  I beg to differ with the 'penis is evil' comment. I've kept one as a pet for many years and have always found it available at a moment's notice, agreeable and eager to please.  How evil can something so earnestly happy actually be?

* snicker*
I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2013, 11:07:46 AM »
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Erm........  not to get *sticky* about it or anything, buuut........  I beg to differ with the 'penis is evil' comment. I've kept one as a pet for many years and have always found it available at a moment's notice, agreeable and eager to please.  How evil can something so earnestly happy actually be?

* snicker*

You people have no culture.

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Re: Jesus Image In Bird Poop. There Is A God!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2013, 08:11:21 AM »
Voltaire - "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities"

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« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2013, 10:09:21 AM »
He could also wash his fucking car.

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Re: Jesus Image In Bird Poop. There Is A God!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2013, 10:18:27 AM »
Quote from: "St Giordano Bruno"
He could well  be preaching it was from the ass of a dove sent down from heaven.
Hmmm.  Looks like raven splatter to me.  And I'm not sure about the face.  Yeah, it's a face, but of what!!???  We should tread lightly here.  There may be demons afoot.

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« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2013, 12:38:52 PM »
Only Christians in Ohio would take pictures of bird shit. Go with Christ, brah

Re: Jesus Image In Bird Poop. There Is A God!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #27 on: February 28, 2013, 03:57:29 PM »
That aint Jesus. It's this guy...



I spose we should start worshiping James T. Kirk then?

Bring on the sexy green women!!!   :P

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« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2013, 12:04:54 AM »
Don't eat the green ones.

They aren't ripe yet.

Re: Jesus Image In Bird Poop. There Is A God!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2013, 08:26:04 AM »
It also looks like it has got a huge hairy moustache like this guy



Nietzsche
Voltaire - "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities"

 

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