Jesus Image In Bird Poop. There Is A God!!!!!!!!!!!

[stromboli]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/2 ... 59963.html

I wasn't going to post much if anything today, but you can't pass this up.

[the_antithesis]

THE GUN IS GOOD!
THE PENIS IS EVIL!

[commonsense822]

You know I have always said if I see definitive proof of Jesus that I would have to become a Christian.  So well, it was nice knowing everyone....I'm going to church.

[WitchSabrina]

my eyes!! my eyes !! :shock:

[The Skeletal Atheist]

Close the forum, we have our proof right here. Praise Jesus!

[kilodelta]

According to Uncyclopedia, this is obviously the work of the God Anus.

Anus is the Greek name for the ancient Jack-headed god of the dead in Egyptian mythology whose hieroglyphic is more accurately spelled Anubis. Prayers to Anus are carved on the most ancient tombs in Egypt; indeed, the Suna text associates him with the brown "Eye of Goatse."

Lord of Defecation
 
Originally, in the Ogdoad system, Anus was the ruler of the underworld, and his name meant, roughly, "putrefaction." He had a wife, Anpee (who was really just his female aspect, her name, with the negative prefix, connoting bladder dysfunction), who was depicted exactly the same, though feminine. He also took to wife the feminine form of Neheb Kau, Nehebka, and Kebauet. But Kebauet, the goddess of yellow water, is sometimes listed as his daughter. His father was originally said to be Ra, as he was the creator god, and that would have made his mother Hesat, later identified as Hathor.

[Wheatthins]

God damn it, only in ohio >_>

[Aroura33]

I was certain this would be an onion article or something...but no.   #-o lol

[Thumpalumpacus]

Looks more like a golden retriever to me.

In other news, dogs around the world are said to be howling unaccountably at the moon.

[Phantom]

Jesus is shit. Enough said!

[dawiw]

It's more of a dog wearing a wig. Yeah it's one of those news, like Jesus appeared in a moldy shower or a splash of water.

[The Non Prophet]

I know believe in Christianity despite it's many many many many many flaws!!!

Anecdotal evidence for the win!!!

[Noodle]

Looks more like a golden retriever to me.

In other news, dogs around the world are said to be howling unaccountably at the moon.

Yes! Yes! Definitely a Dog! I knew it!!! Like it says in my sig...

[Shiranu]

Odd, I see Abraham Lincoln...

[Phantom]

This Dog? Looks about right!