Believers got us dead to rights, lets give up.

[Brian37]

Lets just admit it atheists, this is how we all moved to our position.

Someone told me to barbecue kittens and sacrifice virgins, and that was all it took. Someone merely telling me something. I didn't even bother to question them. It simply felt right.

Allah exists Muslims, you got us.
Vishnu exists Hindus, you got us.
Yahweh exists Jews, you got us.
Magic babies and zombiegods exist Christians, you got us.
Magic underwear works Mormons, you got us.

The jig is up atheists, all those claims are true, because people have reasons and tradition and popularity. How dare we question ancient myth.

[SGOS]

So many people believe they got it right, and even though they all think the others are wrong, atheists must certainly be at a disadvantage because there's so many of them.  So there!  Go ponder that for awhile.

[Hydra009]

Also, I was wondering something.  *draws a large circle*  This is the totality of human knowledge.  *draws a small circle within that*  This is the average person's knowledge.  There's simply a lot that no one knows about.  So who's to say there's no god outside of that circle?  So let's worship Jesus.  Amen.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Toothfarianism is the way to go.. next time someone asks your religious affiliation tell em Toothfairianism.. They'll walk away scratchin their head..  It's what my mother taught me at 5..

[SGOS]

Also, I was wondering something.  *draws a large circle*  This is the totality of human knowledge.  *draws a small circle within that*  This is the average person's knowledge.  There's simply a lot that no one knows about.  So who's to say there's no god outside of that circle?  So let's worship Jesus.  Amen.

Hmmm, good point.  Since you've got a small circle in a big circle, it's got to be Jesus or nothing, so it's got to be Jesus.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Fuck jesus.. The Toothfairy told me so..

Sing along if you know the words..

[Desdinova]

Shit, if we're all going to sign up for a religion put me down for Rastafarian!

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Shit, if we're all going to sign up for a religion put me down for Rastafarian!

You must still have all your baby teeth.. Soon as you lose one you'll get a nickel from her dental deity..

[josephpalazzo]

All those religions were founded when the totality of human knowledge was quite low. With science, we have made a considerable dent into that humongus mass of ignorance - it's no coincidence that the number of atheists/nonbelievers has grown in the last few decades, and why theists are reacting desperately as they feel the earth beneath their feet is shaking. 

[Solitary]

Come on guys! Admit it, we became atheists after we found out that babies taste great when barbecued. 

[Hydra009]

All those religions were founded when the totality of human knowledge was quite low.

Yeah, but they had first-hand accounts of God.  (And gnomes, dragons, unicorns, centaurs, and vampires but all those were myths)

[Mr.Obvious]

Come on guys! Admit it, we became atheists after we found out that babies taste great when barbecued. 

Actually, I became an atheïst after the devil promised me a corvette and all the nazi, communist homosexual premarittal sex I could want in exchange for my soul. 

Hey... did I ever get that corvette... ?

[Solitary]

I did! A 63 Corvette Stingray after I said hail Satan.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

There is only one god, and his name is...
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL17EWQ-Xdg[/spoiler]

[Solitary]

How could anyone now know what God looked like?

Will the real God stand up!