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Offline stromboli

27 Definitions Of Atheist
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:36:16 AM »
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1.   Atheist – No belief in god

2.   Atheist – Lack of belief in god

3.   Atheist – We don’t know how the universe began, but we’re really sure it wasn’t that guy

4.   Atheist – Far more interested in glorifying life than glorifying death.

5.   Atheist – At a certain age belief in Santa is cute. At a certain age it’s not.

6.   Atheist – Do you believe in Zeus? That’s how we feel about your god.

7.   Atheist – Don’t believe in any gods but your own? We simply take it one religion further.

8.   Atheist – Because god sending himself to be sacrificed to himself in order to save us from himself (but only if you believe it) seems a bit irrational.

9.   Atheist – We don’t hang garlic on our doors just in case vampires are real.

10.   Atheist – Because evolution is a successful scientific theory while creationism is a failed hypothesis advocated by idiots and frauds.

11.   Atheist – A belief that jealous men creating a jealous god is the more likely scenario.

12.   Atheist – The arrogant belief that the universe wasn’t created especially for us, or that we have a personal relationship with an all-powerful being who occasionally grants us favoritism.

13.   Atheist – Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. (Sagan)

14.   Atheist – That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. (Hitchens)

15.   Atheist – Integrity in thought is worth more than blindness in obedience.

16.   Atheist – When strength of character dictates that the rejection of a morally repulsive myth isn’t a choice, but a necessity.

17.   Atheist – Rather than pick and choose in a crappy cafeteria, we find a better restaurant, and another, and another, and another.

18.   Atheist – There has never been a word of god. Only words of men claiming to speak for god. And that’s a big difference.

19.   Atheist – “We don’t know” has never meant, and will never mean, it was magic. Ignorance proves nothing.

20.   Atheist – Immoral because we don’t faithfully subscribe to a book that condones slavery and murder or believe that everyone else will be burned forever. But we still love you.

21.   Atheist – In realizing that we made a mistake in making gods, we drowned them.

22.   Atheist – The tide goes in, the tide goes out, we can explain that. That would be the gravitational pull of the moon, and to a smaller extent, the pull of the sun. Google it!

23.   Atheist – Science represents an advancing knowledge of the universe while god represents a retreating ignorance.

24.   Atheist – Every supernatural monster winds up being some jerk in a mask.

25.   Atheist – Pay attention to the man behind the curtain

26.   Atheist Humanist – We rape and kill everyone we want, which is no one.

27.   Atheist Humanist – Be good for goodness sake. That’s all you need my friend.

QED
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Offline Hydra009

Re: 27 Definitions Of Atheist
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2014, 12:41:07 AM »
#1 and #2 combined is the only real definition, but I must admit, I am partial to #4, #19, and #23.

Offline stromboli

Re: 27 Definitions Of Atheist
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2014, 12:53:19 AM »
#15 and #23 for me.
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Re: 27 Definitions Of Atheist
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2014, 08:59:51 AM »
#5 for me
Science doesn't give a damn about religions, because "damns" are not measurable units and therefore have no place in research. As soon as it's possible to detect damns, we'll quantize perdition and number all the levels of hell. Until then, science doesn't care.

Offline GrinningYMIR

Re: 27 Definitions Of Atheist
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2014, 09:45:39 AM »
8, 12, qnd 19 for me
"Human history is a litany of blood shed over differing ideals of rulership and afterlife"

Governor of the 32nd Province of the New Lunar Republic. Luna Nobis Custodit

Offline SGOS

Re: 27 Definitions Of Atheist
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2014, 10:11:39 AM »
What??  No votes for #9??  OK, it's not really a definition, maybe not even the best on the list, but it sure made me laugh.

Offline Green Bottle

Re: 27 Definitions Of Atheist
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2014, 10:43:58 AM »
1. 4. 10. 11. 14. 18.  an a wee giggle at no 9....
God doesnt exist, but if he did id tell him to ''Fuck Off''

Re: 27 Definitions Of Atheist
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2014, 11:29:03 AM »
10 and 23 is a good summary.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline Atheon

Re: 27 Definitions Of Atheist
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2014, 11:30:55 AM »
28. An aethiest is sum 1 who wil Burn in HELL becuase JESUS

:)
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." - Seneca

Offline Solitary

Re: 27 Definitions Of Atheist
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2014, 12:00:41 PM »
Number 1 and 2, but 5 tells a lot about believers. Solitary
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

Offline Munch

Re: 27 Definitions Of Atheist
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2014, 11:22:43 AM »
hmm hard to choose, but going with 3, 10, 13, 18 and 19

Offline stromboli

Re: 27 Definitions Of Atheist
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2014, 12:48:12 PM »
I like the list because it hits most of the high points, but feel free to add your own.
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Offline MattMVS7

Re: 27 Definitions Of Atheist
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2014, 12:33:23 PM »
I'm #19.

 

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