This "Christian Scientist" at my job

[PickelledEggs]

Stop jerking around, Stromboli. You should pull for it too. We need him ready and excited so he can move on from this instance. It's truly balls. You don't need to get all testy over someone's genitals. If you are sensitive to the subject, you probably just need to harden up a bit.

Sent from your mom

[Munch]

Fear not about your limpicus maximus, Nurse Viagra is here to help.

[Atheon]

Maybe you can gently educate her, convert her away from her faith, and ... one thing leads to another...

[MagetheEntertainer]

1: I wouldn't have read this if there wasn't a penis or boner reference.

2:Sorry about your limp dick

3: I know of a christian science reading room in the city and I think I am going to check it out next time I'm there for a laugh.

7: Ask her about her bullshit christian science semenar and make a video about it.

297: Yes I know I haven't been using correct numbering and yes I know I spelled seminar, semenar. Semenar was a reference to his dead boner and the bad counting was just poor humor on my part that I still find funny even though it's not

1: that always seems to work

2: I'm using porn to fix it

3: Good luck with that

7: She'll probably try to get me fired for humiliating her, besides I was only interested in her sex purposes which has become impossible

297: That part actually made me laugh a bit.

[PickelledEggs]

Fear not about your limpicus maximus, Nurse Viagra is here to help.

I think I saw her in a porn once..... Swank's Sex Hospital?.... I'll have to go through the archives tonight.

[PickelledEggs]

7: She'll probably try to get me fired for humiliating her, besides I was only interested in her sex purposes which has become impossible

Yeah getting fired can suck.

[Desdinova]

Try to fuck her anyway.  Tell her it's God's will.

[Green Bottle]

Wow Pickelled, so much sexual innuendo, arent you getting much yourself   

[PickelledEggs]

Wow Pickelled, so much sexual innuendo, arent you getting much yourself   

Lol I tried to cram as much as I could think of in there.

Sent from your mom

[stromboli]

I typed "boner inducers" in google and got this. I also got a picture of Conan O'Brien with a monkey. You never know........

[Jason78]

Fear not about your limpicus maximus, Nurse Viagra is here to help.

Are you sure she's a qualified nurse? 


I'd like to see her credentials.

[MagetheEntertainer]

Fear not about your limpicus maximus, Nurse Viagra is here to help.

Between this and the vicodin that my dentist just prescribed me I think I might get by, thanks Doc :D

[Mike Cl]

I just did a google search for the nurse--it said that it could not find it, but gave images of its best match.  Lion costumes!  Say what?  Not quite the match I was expecting. :)  I wonder about google at times.

[ApostateLois]

My boner instantly goes flaccid, its still traumatized, the end.

You probably shouldn't be walking around work with a boner-bulge in your pants, anyway. I'm not sure that it's considered to be professional attire.

[Jason78]

I just did a google search for the nurse--it said that it could not find it, but gave images of its best match.  Lion costumes!  Say what?  Not quite the match I was expecting. :)  I wonder about google at times.

Amateur.    Tineye