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Islam Appreciation Day

Started by The Skeletal Atheist, September 11, 2014, 02:50:17 PM

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Minimalist

The Christian church, in its attitude toward science, shows the mind of a more or less enlightened man of the Thirteenth Century. It no longer believes that the earth is flat, but it is still convinced that prayer can cure after medicine fails.

-- H. L. Mencken

Youssuf Ramadan

Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Green Bottle

God doesnt exist, but if he did id tell him to ''Fuck Off''

Youssuf Ramadan

Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim?
A: Mohammered


Munch

Like every other religion, the delusion or misdirection of Islam claiming it is a religion of peace is the same as every other religion claiming it is something that it is not, which is never surprising given these are fantasy and fictional stories people want to live by, desperately claiming they are real like a ten year old screaming at his parents that santa is real despite being told he's not.

The only difference between the upset ten year old and the theists, is that one will get over it, the other will kill in the name of their imaginary characters.
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

GrinningYMIR

Al Qaeda sent men to take over a US aircraft carrier they thought was in port in Pakistan, turned out to be a Pakistani destroyer that slaughtered all of them except for a handful

1) how they hell did they expect to take over an AIRCRAFT CARRIER with less than 50 men?
2) How did they mistake a destroyer for an aircraft carrier
3) repeat number 1

We must all relish in the sheer intelligence of the muslims, especially the terrorist kind
"Human history is a litany of blood shed over differing ideals of rulership and afterlife"<br /><br />Governor of the 32nd Province of the New Lunar Republic. Luna Nobis Custodit

Hydra009


Jason78

Quote from: GrinningYMIR on September 14, 2014, 09:10:10 PM
2) How did they mistake a destroyer for an aircraft carrier

They're both boats aren't they?
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We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real
tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. -Plato

GrinningYMIR

"Human history is a litany of blood shed over differing ideals of rulership and afterlife"<br /><br />Governor of the 32nd Province of the New Lunar Republic. Luna Nobis Custodit

stromboli


Munch

His wifes going to want her dish cloth back.


...

Actually who am I kidding, she'll be stoned for not washing them once he gets back.
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

The Skeletal Atheist

Wait, Islam can get me stoned? :weed:
Some people need to be beaten with a smart stick.

Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Mitleid!

Kein Mitlied F�r Die Mehrheit!

Youssuf Ramadan

Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on September 16, 2014, 10:40:50 PM
Wait, Islam can get me stoned? :weed:

If they had booze and weed they might at least stand a better chance of chilling the fuck out.....