So Atheist, You think You Know The Bible And Are So Smart

Started by Solitary, August 04, 2014, 06:42:40 PM

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August 04, 2014, 06:42:40 PM Last Edit: August 04, 2014, 06:45:56 PM by Solitary
Here's a simple question to put your Biblical knowledge to the test. But don't worry, you don't have to go to church or temple every day of the week to get it right: How many of each kind of animal did Moses bring on his ark?


Mary's mother has four children: April, May, June and …?
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

doorknob

#1
August 04, 2014, 06:49:59 PM
I always thought it said 2 but I could be wrong.

Hydra009

#2
August 04, 2014, 06:56:44 PM
7 pairs of each.  Duh.

Gawdzilla Sama

#3
August 04, 2014, 06:57:19 PM
Both, actually.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
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Solitary

#4
August 04, 2014, 07:28:34 PM
So far you all flunk! And don't forget the second question.
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

Hydra009

#5
August 04, 2014, 07:31:02 PM
Quote from: Solitary on August 04, 2014, 06:42:40 PMMary's mother has four children: April, May, June and …?
Mary.

Green Bottle

#6
August 04, 2014, 07:32:37 PM
Is the answer to the second question  ''Betty.
God doesnt exist, but if he did id tell him to ''Fuck Off''

aitm

#7
August 04, 2014, 07:47:38 PM
the answer of course is 7 pairs of clean and 2 pairs of unclean....or .....its the other way around.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Poison Tree

#8
August 04, 2014, 08:05:37 PM
Moses!; 0

Mary
"Observe that noses were made to wear spectacles; and so we have spectacles. Legs were visibly instituted to be breeched, and we have breeches" Voltaire�s Candide

Gawdzilla Sama

#9
August 04, 2014, 08:13:14 PM
The correct answer is "None, the fuckin' Ark never existed."
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

PickelledEggs

#10
August 04, 2014, 08:35:09 PM
The answer is Johnnie Walker Double Black scotch.

The answer ALWAYS is Johnnie Walker Double Black scotch

Gawdzilla Sama

#11
August 04, 2014, 09:18:31 PM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on August 04, 2014, 08:35:09 PM
The answer is Johnnie Walker Double Black scotch.

The answer ALWAYS is Johnnie Walker Double Black scotch
Now I'm thirsty.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Solitary

#12
August 05, 2014, 12:52:22 AM
Quote from: Hydra009 on August 04, 2014, 07:31:02 PM
Mary.
And the prize for the second question is Hydra. Congratulations! Solitary
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

Solitary

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August 05, 2014, 12:54:14 AM
Quote from: Poison Tree on August 04, 2014, 08:05:37 PM
Moses!; 0

Mary
And the jackpot goes to Poison tree for getting both correct!  Congratulations!
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

SGOS

#14
August 05, 2014, 06:28:57 AM
It's fine to enjoy thinking about obscure Bible facts now and then.  But some people make careers out of studying the Bible and debating what it really says.  The absurdity of wasting so much intellectual brain power on searching for ultimate truth in what is the equivalent of Mother Goose is mind boggling.
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